It’s bad enough to steal from people, but do you have to be extra nasty about it? A 25-year-old woman named Melissa walked into a frat house at Oklahoma City University. She then went into a room, stole hundreds in cash and a set of car keys…and when one of the room’s residents walked in – he caught Melissa dropping a deuce in the middle of the room. She screamed, pulls up her drawers and left through an open window. It wasn’t hard for police to find her though since she dropped her ID in the room she was stealing – and pooping – in. There’s SOOOOO many things wrong with this story.