You know you’ve reached a new low when you’re too drunk to take a cab and end up getting arrested. A drunk and disorderly man in New Jersey named Robert got into an argument with his cab driver around 3AM, so the driver stopped at a gas station and made Robert get out of the car. So then Robert made numerous repeat calls to 911, demanding that they send him another cab. Police showed up and asked him to stop making the calls, but Robert became belligerent and aggressive with officers – who ended up pepper-spraying him and taking him to jail. Well, at least he got a ride somewhere.