Remember that time you stole a car and wanted to make sure the cops could find you? Today’s dumbass does. A man in Springfield, Missouri, stole a Toyota from a hospital. Police later found the car abandoned…it was missing several valuable items, but luckily the thief left behind his wallet with his driver’s license. Was this guy intentionally TRYING to be put in prison? Did he feel sorry for the cops and want to make their job easier? Or, is he just a dumbass? The third option is a sure thing.