We’ve all had to go number 2 in bad circumstances before, but today’s dumbass shows us what NOT to do. A tourist at Oktoberfest in Germany was spotted squatting next to a garbage bin to do his business, and then seen wiping himself with euro bank notes before putting the money BACK IN HIS WALLET! Ewwwwww! When police questioned him, he told them he planned on cleaning the money later in the day. WHAT?? No you don’t…that money should never be seen or used again and he should’ve just put it in the garbage bin he was squatting next to. It’s bad enough that he decided to squat in public, but keeping the TP for later? Wow.