If this poor bastard didn’t have bad luck, he’d have no luck at all. A man in Japan tried to steal a car recently. Turns out, the car was an undercover police vehicle and when he opened the door to steal it – the thief found 2 officers sitting inside. He tried to run, but was tracked down and charged with attempted theft. You know, this might win the award for “Lamest Car Theft Attempt Of All Time”.