Listen up kids…this is a story about your brain on meth. A man in Louisiana called 911 claiming that someone had hit him in the head with an ax. Police arrived and discovered the man wasn’t hurt but was swearing at people only he could see. Then they found a bottle of meth on the guy’s nightstand, which he claimed was put there by a ghost. Well, it is October…maybe this meddling ghost showed up early for Halloween. Or maybe this guy is on a 5 day meth bender and is out of his mind. My money is on the second option.