Today’s dumbass went to new lows to score some free food from Mickey D’s. 33-year-old Joseph Penda of Forida posed as a cop to get free fast food. He went to McDonald’s and flashed a fake gun and badge in the drive-thru and told workers he had just come from a police sting and didn’t have his wallet on him. The workers called police and when they showed up, Joseph ignored their commands before surrendering at gunpoint. He was charged with impersonating an officer among other things.