A man in New Zealand proves – yet again – that drunk people just don’t make wise decisions. He woke up with a wicked hangover, found his car missing and reported it stolen. He had gotten SO wasted the night before, that he forgot about selling his car for $575 so he could have money to buy more beer. Now, you’ve probably been blitzed before, but have you been “forgot that you sold your car for beer money” wasted?? Yeah, me neither.