I have a dumbass trio for you today. The video game Grand Theft Auto V came out earlier this week, and three men in New York went to ridiculous extremes to get their copy. These guys went to their mall’s GameStop store, and there was hundreds of people in line. So instead of waiting, they all three claimed to be police officers so they could cut to the front of the line. After they bought their games, they continued impersonating officers by ignoring traffic laws outside the mall – and that’s where they were pulled over and charged with criminal impersonation. Bad news morons – I don’t think there’s a lot of video game time in prison.