This might qualify as the most ridiculous lawsuit of all time. A woman says her drunk boyfriend bit her on the finger after she poked him in the eye during an argument and now she’s suing Monster energy drink. Not because he was amped up on Monster when he bit her, but because her boyfriend is an employee at Monster and she says the company should have done something about his drinking problem. Wait…what???? How are they responsible for him being drunk? Even bigger question: How is the girlfriend not responsible for being bitten after she poked him in the eye first??