If you don't want to get caught with stolen goods, you might not want to do what today's dumbass did. A 39-year-old Polish man was arrested while fleeing a house he had just robbed. To keep officers from finding his haul, he swallowed what he had stolen. He started complaining of stomach pain right after the police caught him, so he was taken to a hospital and given an X-Ray. Turns out he had swallowed six watches, a form, a spoon, cigarette lighters and several other objects.