Today's award goes to an ex-teacher in Oklahoma named Heather. Her heart was in the right place, but her brain was apparently AWOL. She wanted to hook some of her students up with snacks, so she put 11 of her students in her Honda Accord to take them to Wal-Mart for snack shopping. 11 - in a freakin' Honda. Seven of them sat in the backseat, two in the front seat, and the last two - you guessed it, in the trunk. Heather did not have parental or school permission to take the kids on a field trip...and she has lost her job.