Every year we have a grinch-themed dumbass, and this year - we have one early in the season. Police in Quincy, Massachusetts say statues of the baby Jesus and the Virgin Mary have been stolen from the town's nativity scene. They went to a lot of trouble to steal the statues since the Jesus statue had been bolted to the manger. The thieves also tried to take the shepherd statue, but left it on the sidewalk. A good example of people who just weren't raised right.