A man broke into a house in Massachusetts recently, but he didn't do it to steal anything. He apparently just wanted to borrow the homeowner's kitchen. The homeowner woke up about 1:30 in the morning after hearing a loud bang. He found a 69-year-old man named John in his kitchen, cooking corn on the stove. The two men briefly scuffled, the police were called, and John was arrested for breaking and entering and assault. Who does that? You just walk by a house and think "That would be an excellent place to cook some corn" and just break in? What the Hell?