KCMQ’s most popular contest is back!
Starting on Monday, 4/1 (no joke) listen weekdays at 7:35, 11:35, and 3:35 to be caller 7. If you are, you’ll eliminate a prize and be qualified to win the last prize standing! Remember, you want to eliminate prizes you DON’T want to win, and if your favorite gets eliminate, you can bring it back with Resurrection Thursdays!
The Prize List:
- Jane Boat (it’s like the Jon Boat, except Shags hates it)
- Espresso Machine
- Gucci slippers
- Appearance on Bourbon with Brian – a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle bourbon picked by Brian, and sit in on a video
- Trevor will help you with a budget
- The basic bitch – house edition (house cleaning, duct cleaning, and water heater flush)
- The basic bitch – car edition (oil change, tire rotation, detailing)
- The Morning Shag Experience (read a Top of the Hour Shower Thought, WTF News joke, and pick the 6@9 for a day)
- 3 months of lawn mowing
- 3 months subscription to Hello Fresh
- A pair of Cardinals tickets
- Weekend in Branson
- Weekend in St. Louis
- Weekend in Kansas City
- Starter fishing pack – Sunglasses, fishing rod, reel, tackle box and lures
- Standing desk
- Patio furniture
- Weekend at Crater of Diamonds state park in Arkansas – stay at the Queen of Diamonds Inn and go diamond hunting
- A lifetime supply of pens
- Dollar Shave Club subscription for one year
- De-stank your ass – a tube of Lume body deodorant, 3 month supply of body wash, and a Tushy bidet
- Become a Lord of Scottland – we’ll buy you a 1,000 square foot plot of land and have you declared a lord or lady
- One year subscription to Babbel
- Be the official KCMQ Ramen thrower in the Mizzou homecoming parade
- A custom portrait of you and a friend in the style of Will Ferrel and John C. Reilly from Step Brothers
- Have bobbleheads made of your family
- Really nice pocket knife
- Steak dinner at the strip club with tipping money
- Meat pile – big ‘ol pile of meat for the grill
- A KCMQ Morning Shag marching band chest mounted drum
- Dairy butt special – a package of cheese, a gallon of ice cream, and a cheese pizza
- Crohn’s attack – a selection of foods that trigger a Crohn’s attack for Shags
- 96.7 Chickens (you figure out the .7 part)
- Board game collection (includes Monopoly, Life, Sorry, Clue, and more)
- Hunting blind
- New camping gear
- A year’s supply of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
- A personalized set of golf balls
- 500 pennies
- A private TED Talk from Shags
- New fire pit
- Home brewing kit
- Guest appearance in our next TV commercial
- Inflatable pool
- Zombie Apocalypse starter pack: a case of bottled water, a crossbow, and the classic red and black flannel shirt.
- Adopt don’t shop: we’ll cover the adoption fee for the pet of your choice from a local shelter, plus cover 2 months of food and other necessities (e.g., a litter box and litter, a crate, toys, etc. depending on the animal)
- A new grill
- Smart TV
- We pay one (1) bill for you
- A new set of Callaway golf clubs
- A one-year subscription to the Vinyl Me, Please record of the month club
- A tube of toothpaste
- 11-inch, 128GB iPad Pro
- Playstation 5
- A mini fridge to hold all your…soda
- Leatherman multi-tool
- Bowflex PR 1000 home gym
- Therabody massage gun
- Man Crate of your choosing
- Nintendo NES Classic Edition
- Mystery Prize! It could be cash, tickets, one of Trevor’s bananas, or anything else!