Most of us have woken up after a bender, and thought "what happened last night"?? But today's dumbass really takes the cake. Police got a call about a one-vehicle rollover accident, but no one was in the car when they got to the scene. Seven hours later they got a call from the driver who said he was lost and had woken up in a field full of donkeys....and that some of the donkeys weren't too friendly, and could they come save him? Police did rescue the man, and gave him several citations in the process.