Science: solving the important questions.
A new study published in Health Psychology has found a strong correlation between enjoying a lot of energy drinks and being a dick.
The study sought to find “the relationship between masculinity ideology, outcome expectations, energy drink use, and sleep disturbances.”
After surveying 467 adult males both in person and online, there was a strong correlation between sticking to “masculine ideology,” unhealthy sleep habits, and higher energy drink intake.
Now masculine ideology isn’t a great phrase for what they’re saying here. They mean “acting like a douchebag” but in scientific form.
The important lesson here is regardless of when/how you get your caffeine intake, don’t be a dick!