Today's award HAS to go to the Florida woman named Jasmine that got a third boob implant. (You may have seen the photos on the Morning Shag's Facebook page). Jasmine had to contact over 50 doctors before she found a surgeon willing to give her a third breast, and the surgeon charged her $20,000. Her reasoning? She wants to become unattractive to men and doesn't want to date any more. What's happening instead, is that now she's attractive to extra pervy dudes who've been waiting for a woman with a third breast. Oh, and she's now a world-reknown freak show.