Today's dumbass did SO many things wrong while trying to rob a convenience store, that I'm not sure where to start. A guy named Jah Setzer went into a C-store (where he's a regular customer), so the clerk immediately recognized him and was surprised when Jah pulled out a gun. He shot the register three times to open it, but it failed to do the trick. Since he couldn't get to the cash, Jah stole a 3 dollar can of beer and ran off. He then found some police officers and struck up a conversation with them at the same time the clerk reported the robbery. When the description was called in, the police Jah were talking to arrested him.