Today's dumbass award goes to Nicci's neighbor. A family that lives on her street in West Columbia put up Christmas lights in early October. That can be understandable if you want to hang them on the house while the weather is still nice - but that doesn't mean you have to turn them on. These morons are already turning them on in the evening and leaving them on until dawn. We're talkin' lit up candy canes and lights. That's. Just. Too. Early!!!