So I came across this list of the 5 WORST movies of all time a few days back. I pretty much agree that all these movies suck pretty bad, but I think I can come up with a better list.
THEIR LIST:
5: Staying Alive
4: Caddy Shack II
3: Show Girls
2: Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
1: Freddy Got Fingered
………………………..Ok. Now it’s time for my TOP 5 WORST MOVIES EVER!!!…………………………….
5: – From Justin To Kelly
American Idol finalists Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini starred in this movie musical.When asked about why she did the film, Clarkson told Time, “Two words: Contractually obligated!”
My Opinion: To quote Simon: “Absolutely Pitiful!” Seriously, if these next four movies weren’t so bad it would have been closer to the #1 spot!! Sorry. My wife made me watch it!
4: Spice World
A lighthearted comedy film starring English girl group the Spice Girls, made in a similar vein to The Beatles’ A Hard Day’s Night, but was a cinematic disaster.
My Opinion: They’re Hot, but the movie SUCKS! Again, my wife made me watch it. You will see this a recurring theme with my list.
3: The Love Guru
The critics have been unanimous: this movie sucks! The Love Guru reviews scored an almost inconceivably low 9 percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
My Opinion: Again, blame it on the wife! We went to the theatres to watch this one, but didn’t make it twenty minute into the movie before we decided to leave and consume lots of alcohol to wipe away those sucky twenty minutes from our memories.
2: Ghost Ship
My Opinion: Take the movie “Titanic” mix in part of “The Haunting”, throw in a dash of bad directing, Add a cup-o-cheesy acting. What’s this a recipe for? THE WORST Horror Flick EVER! Sucks oh soooo BAD!!! If it weren’t for the Number One movie being the WORST movie ever, then this one would’ve have been considered the MOST wasted two hours of MY LIFE!
AND THE WORST MOVIE EVER IN MY OPINION….. DRUMROLL….
1: Napoleon Dynamite
My Opinion: Napoleon Dynamite is probably the worst movie I have seen and prolly the worst movie I’ll EVER see in my life. I found the movie Signs to be more humorous than this movie. Yes. I just said that Napoleon Dynamite IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER!
I’ll go as far as saying this movie is the devil. I have many friends whom swear by it, telling me how GREAT it is. I disagree! Oh, do I disagree. In fact, I believe watching this movie made me dumber.
Not only do I think this is two hours of my life that I’ll NEVER get back, but since I didn’t watch the “alternate ending” my friend convinced me to watch it again. So let’s make it FOUR HOURS OF MY LIVE THAT I’LL NEVER GET BACK!!! There’s no amount of volume that could make this movie remotely funny to me.
Ok. So let the bashing begin from the Napoleon Dynamite faithful:) Trust me, I’ve heard it all….
So does my list “SUCK?” Do you think you could come up with a better list? Prove it and leave a comment:)
AUG
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KATE
So you think Napoleon Dynamite is worse than all the other movies you listed!? As you could expect, I couldn’t disagree with you more. What about Gigli or Howard the Duck, those movies were HORRIBLE, but come on, Napoleon Dynamite is way too funny.
Augie
Kate, the only part I found even a little funny was the bike scene… I agree that Gigli and Howard the Duck are TERRIBLE, but Napoleon Dynamite is the worst to me.
I laugh at pretty much anything and only mustered a half chuckle once. I laughed more during Howard The Duck just because it was THAT bad.
What’s your top five?
AUG
KATE
5. Twilight (loved the book, the acting in the movie was TERRIBLE)
4. The Hottie and the Nottie (Paris Hilton – need I say more)
3. Crossroads (Britney Spears)
2. Howard the Duck
1. Gigli
KATE
Hey Aug…Found an article on Foxnews.com titled “10 Movies That Are Pure Torture” Their list…
1. Basic Instinct 2
2. Battlefield Earth
3. Catwoman
4. Gigli
5. From Justin to Kelly
6. The Postman
7. Stop or my Mom Will Shoot
8. Striptease
9. Superbabies Baby Geniuses 2
10. Waterworld
Aug
Kate,
I’m a guy so I’d have to disagree with 1,3,4 and 8 for some strange reasons:)