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Daily Dumbass Aug. 16, 2019

I’m not sure what this guy was thinking….a 28-year-old named Marc in Pennsylvania stole a woman’s credit card and used it to buy a cell phone at a PCS store, and then to buy beer and smokes at a convenience store. At both stores, he signed the credit card receipt …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 15, 2019

When you steal a specialty item, make sure you go far away from home to try to sell it.  A couple in St. Louis cut the lock on a storage unit and stole about 3,000 comic books. If they’d tried to sell them on eBay, they might have gotten away …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 14, 2019

When the urge hits to do the  nasty…some people don’t care where they are.  A cop in Michigan caught a nekked couple having sex in a car…because they had parked in the parking lot of POLICE HEADQUARTERS. Seriously? Of all the places to bang like a screen door in a …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 13, 2019

Don’t you just love irony? A 21-year-old named Jaderric in South Carolina was driving drunk over the weekend when he didn’t hit the brakes in time…hit another car, then crashed through the front of a car repair business.  The name of that business?  Brakes 4 Less….and since Jaderric never hit …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 12, 2019

If you need help, ask a cop – right? Not in this story.  Three car thieves in Canada were busted when they ran out of gas….and pulled over to ask a cop for help.  The officer figured out it was a stolen car, and he found drugs inside….so all three …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 9, 2019

A pervert in Florida picked the WRONG house to mess with.  A 48-year-old named Geoffrey was hiding in the bushes outside of a house watching a teenage girl in her room, and he had his hands in his pants.  The girl’s dad was heading out for work and spotted him.  …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 8, 2019

Today’s dumbass is from Arkansas and he’s done lost his complete mind.  This guy’s name is Roger and he’s a 49-year-old grown ass man.  He stole a box of bagel bits from a Dollar Tree, and the manager chased him outside.  Then Roger assaulted the manager by hitting him in …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 7, 2019

Who says you can’t have fun AFTER you’ve been arrested? A 28-year-old woman named Kathryn in Kentucky was arrested Friday and put in the back of a cop car in handcuffs.  And somehow, she manged to still retrieve a baggie of drugs from her lady parts….snort them…then hid them again …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 6, 2019

Talk about your lame excuses.  A 30-year-old named Christopher stole around $1500 from an Arby’s in Floriday recently, then ran and hid in a McDonald’s bathroom.  Oh, and did I  mention it was the women’s bathroom? When cops found him, Christopher said he stole the money because it was “calling …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 5, 2019

Today’s dumbass might be guilty of doing some method acting.  A guy in Oregon went into a convenience store, opened a pack of cookies, started eating them, then left without paying.  Here’s the brilliant part:  He was wearing a cookie monster T-Shirt at the time.  Authorities tweeted a surveillance shot …

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