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Daily Dumbass Oct. 29, 2020

Sometimes criminals get caught returning to the scene of the crime…and sometimes they never leave. Two guys broke into a restaurant in England.  One of them stole some stuff and ran off…the other one was found the next morning in the bathroom beside a bucket of booze and a half-eaten …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 28, 2020

We all have a go to meal we want when we’re hungover.  A woman in Toronto named Katie may be too dumb to figure out what to eat.  She decided during a recent nasty hangover to order McDonald’s to be delivered…so she ordered a burger with no bun, no mustard, …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 27, 2020

Still perverted…after all these years.  A 72-year-old guy named James in Louisiana was arrested for pleasuring himself in his truck while he watched female students walk around the LSU campus.  He told cops he wasn’t fondling himself…he was just playing air drums.  Cops ran his plates and found out James …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 26, 2020

You probably heard the news about the Burr Oak Tree in McBaine over the weekend.  We had a storm Friday morning and the tree was struck by lightening….and there’s no word yet on whether it can be saved. The dumbass award goes to the douchirito who stole the lightening rods …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 23, 2020

If you love high end cars, this story is gonna hurt.  Recently in England, someone crashed a $470,000 Rolls Royce into a $200,000 Lamborghini…then fled the scene.  Why would someone ditch a car like a Rolls? Turns out it was rented from an exotic car rental agency…but the moron who …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 22, 2020

You know how you have a problem, but then you somehow make it a much bigger problem?  Take for example a 38-year-old guy who lives in a trailer in Washington State.  He got super aggro about a family of raccoons living underneath his trailer, that he jumped up hell bent …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 21, 2020

Florida strikes again with another epic dumbass.  Police in St. Petersburg were called to a gas station to deal with a woman who refused to leave. When they arrested her for trespassing, they asked for her name and she said her name was “my butt just farted”. No matter how …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 20, 2020

Some people have pretty clear cut patterns in their work…even criminals.  Police in Pennsylvania tracked down a guy recently who broke into a Taco Bell…and it turns out, he’s been arrested for breaking into at LEAST 30 other Taco Bells.  And when they put out the warrant for his arrest, …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 19, 2020

You know you’re nasty when your gas lands you in court.  A 35-year-old named James in England  was drunk and blew ass in an Uber, and it was so bad, the driver pulled over and kicked him out. James then started punching the Uber driver in the face and had …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 16, 2020

News reporters are told never to become the story.  Today’s dumbass seems to have missed that day in journalism school.  A 41-year-old news anchor named Maria in Anchorage, Alaska, posted a video last week claiming the mayor posted nude photos to an underage website.  That wasn’t true…but it turned out …

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