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Daily Dumbass May 29, 2020

You may have heard about today’s dumbass earlier this week from The Morning Shag, but it bears repeating because I am left shaking my head.  If your sexual fetish is weird enough to make global headlines, you got a problem.  A 24-year-old guy in Thailand was arrested for stealing and …

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Daily Dumbass May 28, 2020

Here’s two hours today’s dumbass will never get back.  A guy in Cali was driving drunk on Memorial Day when he swerved off the road and crashed into a pond.  And not just any pond…a liquid manure storage pond at a dairy farm.  The guy was stuck in the poop …

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Daily Dumbass May 27, 2020

Thieves are not always easy to spot.  There’s a guy named Jerry Brown in Tulsa who’s a captain with the fire department.  Back in March Jerry robbed his own bank.  He wore a mask, but employees were able to ID him anyway.  While cops were investigating, Jerry robbed another bank …

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Daily Dumbass May 26, 2020

Today’s dumbass shows us how NOT to get inventory for your business.  A 35-year-old guy named Justin in Utah works as a garage door installer.  It turns out that his source for garage doors was….stealing them from other people’s houses.  He would go to homes under construction, steal the door, …

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Daily Dumbass May 22, 2020

How much are you worth to your mom?  Hopefully more than this.  A 19-year-old named Emmanuel in South Carolina faked his own kidnapping to get money out of his mom. And the ransom he asked for? The princely sum of $130.  He had a friend call his mom to tell …

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Daily Dumbass May 21, 2020

This seems like a really bad time for orgies…I mean, there’s enough diseases involved without adding the Rona to the mix.  But a couple in Florida got into an argument because the girlfriend proposed going to a SWINGERS club….the boyfriend was all like “hell naw”…and they argued, then it turned …

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Daily Dumbass May 20, 2020

It’s Bingo Gone Wild for today’s dumbass.  Police in Ontario, Canada, were called to a nursing home because of a Bingo BRAWL.  A 79-year-old and 86-year-old woman got into a physical fight – all because one of the women took someone else’s regular seat.  Luckily no one was seriously hurt, …

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Daily Dumbass May 19, 2020

I know people are improvising with strange face masks right now, but this is next level.  Two people robbed a convenience store in Virginia, and they covered their faces with….hollowed out watermelons – with eye holes cut out. Police figured out the identity of one of them and arrested him.  …

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Daily Dumbass May 18, 2020

Has the pandemic made people lose they minds and forget how to act at restaurants?  Police in Augusta, Georgia, got a call from a Taco Bell recently late at night.  Apparently a woman had gone through the drive-thru, and for some reason, attacked the employees with her bodily waste.  Yep…she …

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Daily Dumbass May 14, 2020

A woman in Maine had a dumpster fire of a Mother’s Day because her grown ass 37-year-old son named Thomas did the following: He did a bunch of drugs, stripped nekked, stole his mom’s car, got into a high-speed chase with cops that ended with him jumping out of a …

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