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Daily Dumbass Oct. 15, 2019

Here’s how to make a bad situation even worse.  A guy in Phoenix was pissed about his upstairs neighbors being loud, so he fired some bullets into his ceiling….and one ricocheted and hit HIM in the face.  He was taken to the hospital in critical condition, and charges are pending.  …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 14, 2019

There’s enough to worry about in Jersey without adding today’s dumbass to the list.  A 31-year-old named Richard started contacting farms last year, asking for permission to get it on with their cows and horses.  Shocker: They ALL turned him down, even though he kept asking for months.  So Richard …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 11, 2019

A bizarre fashion accessory gets a woman busted in Arkansas.  A 38-year-old named Jessica got pulled over for an expired registration.  She also didn’t have insurance and was driving on a suspended license.  As she was begging the cop not to tow her car, he noticed a small, white bow …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 10, 2019

This is what happens when dumbasses steal random things without knowing what’s in the bag.  Some thieves broke into a car in California and stole a duffel bag. Turns out, the bag belonged to a reptile breeder who had just given a lecture with the animals.  When the robbers opened …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 9, 2019

Today’s dumbass managed to pull a fast one for a long time….but the jig is up.  A 47-year-old named Ronald got fired from cleaning subways in New York four years ago.  But apparently, no one told payroll and Ronald kept showing up on payday to collect his paychecks…to the tune …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 8, 2019

Technology foils yet another dumbass.  A guy broke into a garage in Canada last week, and left behind his cell phone – which had a picture of his FACE as the wallpaper.  The people he robbed posted his photo on Facebook….a bunch of people recognized him…and the cops arrested him …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 7, 2019

Today’s dumbass shows us how hiding secrets can lead to desperate measures. A guy named Anthony in Memphis called the cops to report he’d been sitting in his car when two guys forced him out and carjacked him. Cops ran his plates and found out Anthony’s car had actually been …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 4, 2019

Another entry from the “Why would you steal THAT” Department. A burglar broke into a single woman’s house in North Carolina last week, and according to the police report, the stole some jewelry, money…and the woman’s “12 inch electric adult toy.”  I mean, c’mon!  It’s bad enough you take her …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 3, 2019

A crazy hooker for today’s dumbass…and I mean, literally.  A prostitute in Louisiana called the cops after a customer refused to let her leave…because he wanted a refund because according to her John, she didn’t provide, quote, “services.” Either way, they both ended up getting arrested on prostitution charges.  You …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 2, 2019

With homecoming and Halloween coming up, it’s time for some good old fashioned pranks…unless you live in La Farge, Wisconsin.  Police there have posted guidelines on Facebook for anyone who’s planning to toilet paper a house.  They say you have to ask for permission from the people in the house …

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