Daily Dumbass

A guy in Michigan has a fetish for robbing a certain type of business: Ice cream shops.  A 25-year-old named Cameron broke into eight different ice cream places last month and stole money. He was released on bond last week, with an ankle monitor to track his movements.  Here’s where …

Back to Florida for a doozy of a theft excuse.  An 18-year-old named Rafael was arrested for armed burglary after breaking into multiple houses with a knife. After he was caught, cops asked him WHY he was breaking into houses….and Rafael said because the devil kept tempting him to steal, …

There are some amazing step-parents in this world, but today’s dumbass is NOT one of them.  A guy in Florida named Reginal drove drunk to pick up his stepchild from daycare.  But then Reginal showed up AGAIN a short time later….because he forgot he’d already been there. They told him …

What is it about Little League that brings out the worst in adults? There’s a 52-year-old guy named Michael in New Jersey and he’s the manager of a traveling little league team for kids 10 and under. Michael stole $6,500 from the team’s account…then robbed a bank to pay it …

The first dumbass in August is from the “why the HELL would you steal THAT” department. A guy stole a $30,000 hot air balloon in Indiana earlier this year.  And the thief just got busted….after flying it at a hot air balloon festival. You know, there’s a reason hot air …

Be careful who you try to rob, cause some employees are NOT having it.  A guy in Russia walked into a sex shop, pulled out a knife and told the cashier to give him the money in the register. But instead, she reached under the counter and pulled out an …

Not every idea is a good one….especially for today’s dumbass.  A 49-year-old guy in Florida named Reza keeps trying over and over to run across the ocean in a human sized hamster wheel….and he keeps failing – miserably. He had to be rescued off the coast of Florida twice – …

Here’s a new twist on the whole “Robbing Peter to pay Paul” concept.  A 29-year-old man named Justin in Louisiana was arrested after he admitted to stealing a ring from his girlfriend and pawning it for $4500.  He then used some of the money to make a down payment on …

Just a reminder: If you’re drunk and someone says you’re being stupid, they’re probably right.  A 33-year-old guy named Joe was driving to a party in New York and showed up to the wrong house and he was already white girl wasted. He stood in this random person’s driveway and …

Sometimes thinking on your feet can backfire and make a bad situation even worse.  A 34-year-old guy in Ohio got pulled over outside a WalMart.  He had a suspended license and expired plates, so to distract the officers and try to get out of it – he called 911 and …