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Daily Dumbass April 3, 2020

Another Corona related dumbass….this time from Down Under.  A 35-year-old guy in Australia was pulled over the other day for doing 100 miles-an-hour in a 55-mile-an-hour zone in his Lamborghini.  His excuse? He told police he was rushing to the hospital to get a Covid 19 test.  Riiiiight.  The cops …

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Daily Dumbass April 2, 2020

Criminals are also being affected by the Rona.  Police in Canada started following a crazy driver the other night and watched as he made a bunch of stops to sell drugs.  They pulled him over and found tons of cocaine and cash in the car, so he was charged with …

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Daily Dumbass April 1, 2020

A story out of Washington state that’s so wild, you’ll think it’s an April Fool’s joke – but is isn’t.  A 51-year-old guy got into a high-speed police chase the other day.  The car was going over 100 miles per hour and hit two other cars before the cops stopped …

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Daily Dumbass March 31, 2020

We’ve got a real winner for the last dumbass of the month.  A 32-year-old guy named Steven went outside onto a sidewalk in England and whipped out his junk…while he balanced a pie on his head. Somebody called the cops and he was charged with indecent exposure and sentenced to …

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Daily Dumbass March 30, 2020

Thanks to Florida for remaining dominant for our daily dumbass selections.  A couple in Clearwater had sex in a car in a mall parking lot recently after some heavy drinking.   After “doin’ it”, the woman got out of the car to pee.  She wiped with a napkin, and threw is …

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Daily Dumbass March 25, 2020

Oh boy, get ready for the newest excuse for crime.  A 70-year-old man named Alvin in Florida sold his 2000 Silverado for $1500 to a pawn shop.  A little over a month later, Alvin went to the pawn shop with his spare key and stole the car back.  When cops …

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Daily Dumbass March 24, 2020

And you thought hoarding toilet paper was bad.  A couple in Kentucky became furious at a grocery store when they weren’t allowed to buy 552 cans of Mountain Dew because of purchase limits at Kroger.  That is 23 CASES of Mountain Dew.  They flew into a rage and started yelling …

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Daily Dumbass March 23, 2020

Another entertaining wanna be thief in Florida for the first dumbass of the week.  Police in Orlando got a call about a guy trying to buy jewelry with a stolen debit card.  The guy’s name is Jose, and when he saw cops coming, he tried to hide the evidence…by EATING …

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Daily Dumbass March 20, 2020

Time for another fun round of “How drunk WAS he?”  Police in New Mexico were investigating a burglary when a 24-year-old guy named Sage walked up to the scene and admitted HE had stolen two TVs from the house. Sage said he was so drunk that he didn’t remember stealing …

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Daily Dumbass March 19, 2020

You know the moment when you become a grown ass person and your parents stop paying for your cell phone?  Not everyone is ready for that moment.  A 36-year-old woman in Ohio repeatedly called 911 after her parents finally stopped paying for her cell phone.  During the first call, the …

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