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Daily Dumbass April 23, 2021

Another example of how not to fly under the radar from today’s dumbass.  There’s a 53-year-old guy named Marc who’s been on the run from authorities in Italy for 7 years after he was busted trafficking cocaine for the mafia. It turns out Marc has been hiding out in the …

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Daily Dumbass April 22, 2021

Sometimes a dumbass comes along and makes it easy to warn kids against the danger of drunk driving.  Cops in Ohio were at a high school running a drunk driving education event.  They set up a “mock crash” scene in the school’s parking lot and were doing a presentation on …

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Daily Dumbass April 21, 2021

Today’s dumbass might set a record for most arrests in one day.  A 29-year-old guy named Robert in New York was pulled over around 8 in the morning and was driving with a suspended license and a bag of crack. He was arrested and given a court summons. At 2:30 …

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Daily Dumbass April 20, 2021

I guarantee the last time you had drinks with your buddy, you didn’t do anything THIS stupid.  Two dudes in their 30’s got drunk and decided to inject hemorrhoid cream into each other’s junk to make it bigger….you know, as people do.  Apparently they watched a YouTube tutorial about it…which …

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Daily Dumbass April 19, 2021

If you’re gonna risk jail time to steal something, make sure it’s worth more than a few dollars.  Cops in New York are looking for a guy who broke into a frozen yogurt shop on Easter…and only stole some toppings.  He also had two kids with him and made one …

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Daily Dumbass April 16, 2021

Today’s dumbass went to steal a car – but it wasn’t very well planned out. A 34-year-old woman named Shonteria went into a car dealership in Florida and asked to test drive a 2021 Chevy Equinox. The dealership has a policy during Covid where people take test drives solo….and after …

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Daily Dumbass April 15, 2021

Another lost temper at a Wal-Mart – this time from a former employee.  A 32-year-old guy named Lacy was fired from a Wal-Mart in North Carolina.  He got SO mad that he drove his Volkswagon Passat straight through the front doors of the store…and once he was inside, he kept …

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Daily Dumbass April 14, 2021

The first rule of counterfeiting – make sure the bill you create actually exists.  A woman in Tennessee went to a Dollar General last week and tried to buy a bunch of gift cards using a fake $1 MILLION dollar bill.  Top top it off, she told the police that …

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Daily Dumbass April 13, 2021

Another example of how meth can mess up your logical thinking.  Around 1 in the morning recently, police in South Carolina spotted a guy named Michael walked down the street buck nekked. He just had a clear bag over his man bits and a blunt in his hand. Michael explained …

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Daily Dumbass April 12, 2021

One word sums up today’s dumbass:  Wrong.  A 59-year-old guy named Kevin is a home inspector in Michigan.  While inspecting a house a few weeks ago, the home owner happened to look at her nanny cam and saw something horrifying.  Kevin was getting it on with a stuffed Elmo doll…and …

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