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Daily Dumbass Dec. 6, 2019

There’s probably not such a thing as a GOOD forehead tattoo, but this one is particularly bad.  There’s a 51-year-old guy named Douglas in Ohio who has the words “Pot Head” tattooed on his forehead near his hairline.  Wait: There’s more.  He also has a giant pot leaf in the …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 5, 2019

Another reminder that doing drugs WILL fry your brain cells.  A 50-year-old guy named Marvin in Indiana tried to return a cell phone the other day…and forgot he was hiding his meth pipe in the box instead of the phone.  When employees found it, they called the cops.  They tracked …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 27, 2019

This is how a college professor can end up doing 20 years in prison.  A 73-year-old University of Miami professor who’s an expert on money laundering was busted for….you guessed it – money laundering.  Apparently he’s well versed in organized crime and even wrote a book called “Drug Trafficking, Organized …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 26, 2019

Here’s one from my home state of Alabama from the “why would you steal THAT” category.  Three men used their truck to rip the door off a convenience store with a chain…but the only thing they stole was a 12-pack of Faygo soda.  So first of all, I don’t even …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 25, 2019

A prime example of making a bad situation worse.  A 21-year-old guy named Clemente in Arizona was drunk and crashed into a gas station pump and caused a massive fire.  As if that wasn’t bad enough – when he crashed, he was on his way to court….for a different DUI …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 22, 2019

Distracted driving comes in many different forms….and this is one of them.  A cop in Georgia was recently demoted after he crashed into the back of a woman’s SUV going about 70 miles per hour.  Why? Because the officer was watching a YouTube video of someone playing a “Grand Theft …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 21, 2019

You gotta be an extra special kind of drunk to compete with today’s dumbass.  A 25-year-old named Justin was leaving a bar near Portland when he backed his truck into a parked car.  I’m not sure if he was completely unaware that he hit the car, but he definitely didn’t …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 20, 2019

I’m not sure what today’s dumbass is trying to prove, but he looks stupid doing it.  A guy named Jeff is a die hard Bengals fan…and for some reason he decided to live on the roof of his restaurant until Cincinnati won a game.  He went up there Oct. 7th …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 19, 2019

This feels like JUST a little bit of an overreaction.  A 33-year-old named Nicholas was in a strip club in Indianapolis and he got kicked out for causing a disturbance.  Then security cameras caught him putting a gas can next to the building under a gas meter…tying a shirt about …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 18, 2019

You don’t HAVE to be an idiot because your parents named you Billy Bob, but for some reason – we only hear about the dumb ones.  A 59-year-old Texan named Billy Bob recently chugged 7 Budweisers to give himself the courage to turn himself in for a parole violation.  He …

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