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Daily Dumbass Aug. 12, 2020

Back to Florida for today’s dumbass…a 24-year-old guy named Delmetrice was the passenger in a car accident and he wanted to get away before cops arrived because he’s a drug dealer and had a backpack full of drugs.  So he took off running and hid in the first building he …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 11, 2020

I guess clothing is just optional these days.  Police in Pennsylvania got a call about a nekked guy at a drive-in theater. They got there and saw a 28-year-old dude named Ronald running around with his junk on full display AND he had punched three security guards who had told …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 10, 2020

No one should be having huge parties right now, but this isn’t how to help the police.  Cops went to break up a loud party last week in Michigan and the party host’s neighbor decided to help by getting drunk and coming out of his porch with his shotgun.  The …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 7, 2020

A crazy home invasion story out of Pennsylvania for your dumbass.  A woman caught a stranger in one of her spare bedrooms when she got home. He was sitting in the room drinking a Gatorade from her fridge and holding her fedora hat. He was so drunk that he fell …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 6, 2020

You don’t want to try to scam a hooker…especially if she has a hard hittin’ pimp. A 20-year-old named Joshua hired a hooker twice for $95 a pop…the third time he meet up with her, he told her he only had five dollars.  The hooker and her pimp beat Joshua …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 5, 2020

How’s this for over-reacting? A 39-year-old man in Illinois peed in bed while his girlfriend was sleeping with him, probably because he had passed out drunk.  She responded by hitting him in the head with a machete.  He was taken to the hospital with a serious head wound and she …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 4, 2020

Back to Florida for what they do best – give us dumbasses.  A woman pulled into a convenience store parking lot and noticed the guy in the car next to her was just going to town on himself.  Turns out this woman is an off-duty cop, so she called in …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 3, 2020

A bizarre instance of dog walking in Massachusetts for today’s dumbass duo.  A couple in Hopkinton was busted when they went for a NEKKED dog walk.  They wound up running from the cops and then fighting them…and they were both arrested for multiple charges.  It’s almost like people have forgotten …

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Daily Dumbass July 31, 2020

Florida posts on the dumbass list again this week.  A guy in Murdock accidentally set his car on fire when he was driving it with a lit scented candle, and it tipped over and landed on some papers.  The car was a total loss, but fortunately no one was hurt.  …

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Daily Dumbass July 30, 2020

Here’s one reason you should always proofread.  A 25-year-old guy in Long Island was waiting to get sentenced for car theft…and to avoid jail, he decided to fake his own death. He got his fiancee to give his lawyer a fake death certificate that said he’d killed himself…and it looked …

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