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Daily Dumbass Jan. 15, 2021

Another crazy person at a McDonald’s – this time in New Mexico. A 34-year-old guy named Estevan went through the drive thru and they messed up his order by leaving out a burger. So he did the only logical thing…he pulled a GUN on the woman working the drive thru …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 14, 2021

There’s just something about Facebook that can make people show they ass.  For example, a 29-year-old named Caleb in North Dakota got SO mad that a former co-worker wouldn’t accept his Facebook friend request, that he went to the guy’s house and kicked in the front door.  One of Caleb’s …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 13, 2021

Wal-Mart is the victim again of a dumbass who can’t keep their cool  A 40-year-old guy went to a Wal-Mart in Connecticut to buy a gallon of milk.  He got in line to buy it.  When the cashier told him the price…he apparently thought it was too high, so he …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 12, 2021

For police in Vero Beach, Florida – today’s dumbass made their job pretty easy.  Cops were called to a McDonald’s around 4 in the morning because a guy had PARKED his truck in the drive-thru lane and passed smooth out.  He was snoring so loud, the cops even mentioned it …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 11, 2021

You gotta try really hard to get a DUI when you’re not even driving, but a woman in Cali managed it.  A couple was driving over the weekend when they got into an argument.  The guy was driving and the woman was in the passenger seat.  At one point, she …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 8, 2021

Here’s some instant justice, Canadian style – for your daily dumbass.  A 33-year-old guy in Ontario stole a package off someone’s porch.  They caught him in the act, so he tried to speed off in his Toyota.  BUT he drove right into a snowbank and couldn’t get out.  The cops …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 7, 2021

Here’s a classic from the Florida lame excuse file for today’s dumbass.  Police pulled over two guys around 3AM on New Year’s Eve. One of them – a 30-year-old guy named Jethro – had an outstanding warrant, so they searched his backpack.  They found two large bags inside, one with …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 6, 2021

Today’s dumbass was definitely lacking in Christmas spirit.  A 35-year-old guy named Jeremiah went to Walmart in Nebraska on Christmas Eve and bought a machete.  Then he started waving the machete around and threatening to attack the employees.  Why? Because Jeremiah was mad that he didn’t get a receipt…for the …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 5, 2021

Welcome to a whole new level of drunken regret.  A 30-year-old guy in England got super drunk Christmas Eve and decided to legally change his name from Thomas Dodd to CELINE DION. Apparently he was watching Celine on TV at the time, filled out the online application, paid a $120 …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 4, 2021

For the first dumbass of 2021, a bizarre weapon choice for a robbery in Maine.  A 26-year-old MAN named Alice went into a McDonald’s and stole food and a drink with a chainsaw. Then he went into the parking lot where the manager confronted him and Alice chased him around …

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