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Daily Dumbass Nov. 13, 2019

When you’re desperate for a date, sometime you resort to dumbass behavior.  An Elvis lookalike went into a sex shop in New Zealand and tried to buy a fake lady part that you can get it on with called “Like A Virgin” for $100. His credit card was declined, so …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 12, 2019

It’s very noble to find a way to stop sex trafficking…but this is NOT one of those ways.  A guy named James in Lake Ozark, Missouri, tried to rescue some sex trafficking victims he saw inside an adult store.  The problem – they weren’t victims, they were MANNEQUINS in lingerie. …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 11, 2019

If you’re a money counterfeiter, it’s a good idea to do some test runs.  If you’re today’s dumbass, you’re completely careless on hiding the evidence.  Garbagemen near Huntsville, Alabama, spotted huge wads of cash in a man’s trash…so yeah, that was a red flag.  Turns out that “cash” was a …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 8, 2019

More proof that making a rational decision when you’re drunk is a challenge.  A 32-year-old named Brice in Louisiana was arrested around midnight when he showed up at a bar…on an electric shopping cart from Wal-Mart.  When cops confronted him, Brice admitted he had stolen the cart and that he …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 7, 2019

You know the old saying “if you fail, get up and try and try again”?  Well, there’s a limit to that.  A 31-year-old guy in England named Sujon has been busted for hiring an impersonator to take his driving test for him after he failed it 27 TIMES.  Now he’s …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 6, 2019

The Bad Dad of the Year Award goes to a Floridian named Charles in Merritt Island.  He took his 5-year-old daughter to a haunted house on Halloween…and then left her there.  She was alone for at least two and a half hours before police tracked Charles down and arrested him …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 31, 2019

So pulling a gun on someone because you don’t like their driving doesn’t turn out well?  Go figure.  A 31-year-old named Glenn in Brooklyn started road raging and cut off another car over the weekend.  Glenn was so mad that he pointed his gun out the window at that car.  …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 30, 2019

You know how your phone starts making a really loud alarm noise when you get an Amber Alert? Here’s how you shouldn’t handle that.  A 70-year-old man in Ontario, Canada, was trying to take an afternoon nap when his phone woke him up with an alert about five missing kids. …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 29, 2019

Good luck with either of today’s dumbasses gettin’ into heaven.  Two women in New Jersey, a 71 and a 38-year-old, were busted for cheating during church Bingo night.  A volunteer caught the two women taping numbers onto their bingo cards to win the prize…which was a little under $200.  Cops …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 28, 2019

OK…there’s a blind man named Marcus in New York who has some unrealistic expectations when it comes to restaurants.  He’s suing Hooter’s because their gift cards don’t have Braille on them. He’s filed a class action lawsuit but it doesn’t specify how much money he wants.  So OK…I don’t want …

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