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Daily Dumbass Sept. 3, 2019

Today’s dumbass needed a plan with less collateral damage.  A 63-year-old named Jeffrey in Minnesota is facing charges after he dumped thousands of screws on the road near his ex-girlfriend’s house to prevent her from driving to see her new boyfriend.  It’s not clear if she ever got a flat …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 30, 2019

If you test drive a car, you want to see how it will perform in different ways, and for some people that includes police chases.  A 32-year-old woman named Kasandra in Washington State took a Nissan for a test drive…and she kept increasing her speed, but would not let the …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 29, 2019

Soooo….this is bizarre.  A guy broke into a business in Toronto last week, and while he was inside stealing food, for some reason, he Xeroxed his face and left the copy behind.  Not sure if it was an intentional calling card or just a bonehead move – but either way, …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 27, 2019

It’s Jersey Girls Gone Wild for today’s dumbass.  Three women and their three kids went into a baby store in New Jersey last week.  Two of the women distracted the employee while the other woman stole a stroller.  Then they all left the store.  BUT they had to come back…when …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 27, 2019

Someone in Southern California called the cops about a suspicious guy fixing a flat tire on the side of the road.  What could be “suspicious” about that? Police found this guy trying to fix two flat tires on his SUV…by patching them with gauze and band-aids. Turns out police also …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 26, 2019

An example of getting busted by your mom, and it’s all your fault.  A woman named Ella is a college student at Chapman University in California.  Ella’s mom kept asking her to send her a photo of her dorm room, so Ella sent her one….but she forgot one thing….she left …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 22, 2019

Back to the fine state of Florida for the daily dumbass.  A 59-year-old guy named John went to Wal-Mart, but apparently didn’t plan for a ride home – and he lived 20 miles away.  John was stinkin’ drunk so he did what made sense at the time – he stole …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 21, 2019

Want a date to a football game? Then don’t be like this guy.  A Tennessee football fan posted an ad on Craigslist looking for a woman to go to games with him. But here’s the deal – she has to cook all the food at the tailgate, stay sober, stay …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 19, 2019

You gotta be smarter that this to outsmart the cops.  A 20-year-old woman named Rachel in Iowa took off when an officer tried to pull her over for speeding.  As the cops were chasing her, she called 911 to report her car stolen…so the cops wouldn’t think she was driving …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 16, 2019

I’m not sure what this guy was thinking….a 28-year-old named Marc in Pennsylvania stole a woman’s credit card and used it to buy a cell phone at a PCS store, and then to buy beer and smokes at a convenience store. At both stores, he signed the credit card receipt …

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