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Daily Dumbass Dec. 15, 2020

Instead of it being the time of year for Christmas cheer, one dumbass in North Carolina has decided it’s time to flash his naughty parts.  Police there are looking for the man dropped trou and exposed his junk a few weeks ago….at a Dick’s Sporting Goods. He’s described as a …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 14, 2020

Billy Bob Thornton doesn’t have anything on this Bad Santa.  A mall Santa in Connecticut is facing charges after he groped and exposed himself to a teenage coworker while they were in the breakroom. He’s facing multiple charges for sexual assault and the mall has banned him from ever setting …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 11, 2020

Grocery stores all have signs up saying you have to wear a mask…but maybe they also need signs requiring pants?  Cops in Michigan got a call about a guy walking around a grocery store completely BOTTOMLESS. Someone got his plate number and an officer pulled him over…and the pants-less dude …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 10, 2020

A pitiful theft attempt in Oregon gives us a daily dumbass duo today.  Two guys ran out of a Kohl’s last week with their arms full of stolen stuff.  They hopped in their getaway car to speed off.  But…the battery was dead. So they started asking people in the parking …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 9, 2020

So today’s dumbass is from Clearwater, Florida and his name is Bud Light Mike.  How’d he get his nickname? He loves Bud Light…even if he doesn’t always get it legally.  He’s been arrested twice for carrying open containers of Bud Light….and he’s also been arrested twice for stealing cases of …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 8, 2020

If today’s dumbass is the mayor of your town, you need to move ASAP.  A 55-year-old guy named Tim is the mayor of Massena, New York. He was the police chief for two decades before being elected mayor six years ago. Other law agencies have been running an investigation on …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 7, 2020

Here’s one from the Lame Excuse file.  A drunk driver was spotted going 110 miles an hour on the WRONG side of the highway in Utah.  When officers finally stopped him, he claimed he thought he was dreaming and in that dream, the cops had challenged him to a race.  …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 4, 2020

Today’s dumbass is a story about a man who is seriously attached to his pot pipe.  A 40-year-old guy named Andrew was at a grocery store in Nebraska and lost his mind when he thought someone had stolen his dope smoking pipe from him.  He destroyed metal detectors and a …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 3, 2020

Prank calling 911 is bad…but calling 911 to do something this lame is even worse.  There’s a guy named Rhys in the U.K. and for whatever reason, he goes on sprees where he calls 999, which is the British equivalent of 911, over and over – like 24 times in …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 2, 2020

You will not believe how badly a 50 year old grown ass man in Florida showed his ass.  His name is Paul and he got WASTED at a bar. A bunch of people stopped him from driving and the cops came and called him a cab.  But Paul didn’t want …

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