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Daily Dumbass Oct. 25, 2019

Florida…such a giving state…of dumbasses and sexual deviants.  A 20-year-old named Cody went to a Target and proceeded to have sex with two large stuffed animals.  He started with Olaf the snowman from the movie Frozen, then had his way with a unicorn.  Cops showed up in the middle of …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 24, 2019

A woman in Pennsylvania got totally hosed during a recent sales transaction.  She made plans to sell her iPhone 6S to someone for $100.  When she met the guy, he gave her a wad of bills. The roll was made up of two $1 bills, a $10 bill and a …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 23, 2019

This guy might be the worst hide and seek player of all time.  There’s a 42-year-old guy named Jason in Texas who is wanted on burglary charges. Recently a cop called Jason to tell him to turn himself in.  Jason said, quote: there’s NO WAY you will ever find me.  …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 22, 2019

Here’s one of those “what the HELL was she thinking” stories.  A 37-year-old named Lynette in Sacramento ran out of gas, then walked to a gas station to fill up a gas can.  While she was there, she flagged down a cop who was passing by, and asked him to …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 21, 2019

Here’s one from the “super lame attempt” department.  A 36-year-old guy named Matthew in Illinois who had a warrant for a forgery, tried to give the cops a fake name when they caught him.  But…he had his name TATTOOED on his neck, which really blew up his plan and he …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 18, 2019

An exhibitionist lands on the dumbass list.  A 23-year-old named Nicholas in Iowa flashed his junk at a woman in a Dollar General last week.  His reason? He told the cops that he saw someone do it in a porno and he thought the woman might, quote, “respond to it …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 17, 2019

More abuse of the 911 system, and again – from the freak show that is Florida.  Some moron near Tampa kept calling 911 to complain that his roommate stole $20 worth of weed from him, and he couldn’t understand why cops wouldn’t come get it back for him.  Hmmm….well, let’s …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 16, 2019

If there’s a WORST teacher award, today’s dumbass would qualify.  A guy named Michael was an ETHICS teacher in Australia and was just found guilty of misconduct.  Why? Apparently, he tried to recruit a few students for threesomes, flashed his junk at another student, and threatened to fail a female …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 15, 2019

Here’s how to make a bad situation even worse.  A guy in Phoenix was pissed about his upstairs neighbors being loud, so he fired some bullets into his ceiling….and one ricocheted and hit HIM in the face.  He was taken to the hospital in critical condition, and charges are pending.  …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 14, 2019

There’s enough to worry about in Jersey without adding today’s dumbass to the list.  A 31-year-old named Richard started contacting farms last year, asking for permission to get it on with their cows and horses.  Shocker: They ALL turned him down, even though he kept asking for months.  So Richard …

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