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Daily Dumbass Jan. 2, 2020

It seems only fitting that the first dumbass of the year is from Florida.  A 59-year-old woman named Jacqueline was a passenger in a car that got pulled over recently.  The cops asked her if she had any drugs on her and she told them all about her small “felony …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 31, 2019

For the last dumbass of the year: a con artist who was also getting scammed.  A guy named Spence in Idaho recently got arrested for passing over $47,000 worth of bad checks.  When cops dug into it, they realized what he was using the money for…Spence was getting played by …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 30, 2019

I wish I could say today’s dumbass is from Kansas, but unfortunately – this perv daddy is from Missouri.  A 57-year-old guy named Barry in Kirksville – who’s a communications professor at Truman State and one of the three elders for the local Church of Christ – has just been …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 27, 2019

Apparently nothing good ever happens to a cop a few days before retirement.  An officer named Christopher in Rockville, Maryland was 2 days from retirement after a 25 year career.  Last week, he was busted for stealing from the department – turns out, for the last six years, he had …

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Daily Dumbass Dec.26, 2019

Sometimes there’s a special connection between siblings…sometimes it’s like they share the same brain…and unfortunately, sometimes that brain is REALLY small.  A 36-year-old guy named Eric in Topeka, Kansas, was pulled over and it turned out he was driving a stolen SUV, so he was taken to jail.  About three …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 23rd, 2019

Unfortunately, it’s that time of year when shoplifters get more desperate and act even more stupid.  A guy in North Dakota set a bible on fire at a Wal-Mart last week…to create a diversion while he was shoplifting.  He got caught anyway, and did $300,000 in smoke damage – so …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 23, 2019

If you think YOU have a dysfunctional relationship, wait…hold my beer.  A 46-year-old woman named Kathy in Arizona got a new job at Subway.  She started drinking to celebrate, and asked her boyfriend to party with her. He said no….so Kathy sprayed him with lighter fluid and threw lit matches …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 20, 2019

Social media strikes again to make the police’s job too easy. A 29-year-old named Arlando in North Carolina stole $88,000 out of the vault of the Wells Fargo bank he worked at. He was so proud of his thieving skills that he posted photos of himself along with the stacks …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 19, 2019

Wow. This guy has reached a new level of driving drunk.  Police in England spotted a guy who was driving without a front TIRE…and he was so drunk, he didn’t even realize it was missing.  Not only did he get a well deserved DUI, but he also had an expired …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 18, 2019

Here’s one from the “nice try” department. Back on Dec. 10th, some homeowners in Wisconsin realized someone had broken into their house and was hiding in the closet because their dogs wouldn’t stop barking.  When they tried to open the closet, the thief held the door shut and pretended to …

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