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Daily Dumbass Oct. 1, 2019

This might be the best excuse for speeding I’ve ever heard.  A guy was pulled over in England and told the cops it was because the other people in his car kept farting and he wanted to get where they were going as fast as possible.  I mean, can you …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 30, 2019

Going all the way to Spain for today’s dumbass…an entry from the “Nice Try” Department.  Police in Madrid pulled over a 34-year-old man and happened to notice he had a TON (like over 1100) marijuana plants in his van.  And the guy’s excuse was…they weren’t marijuana, they were, quote, “peppermint.” …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 26, 2019

There comes a point in every criminal’s life when denial just won’t work.  An inmate in Nashville named Kenneth was being strip searched after guards accused him of hiding contraband.  He kept telling them he wasn’t hiding anything, and stuck to his story…even after they saw a plastic bag of …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 25, 2019

Back to the great state of Florida where a never-ending wheel of dumbasses keep popping up.  A 32-year-old named Courtney went into a surf shop and stole a pair of flip flops and a t-shirt. She might have gotten away with it if she hadn’t done this next…she hopped on …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 24, 2019

This might be the most bizarre reason of all time for someone to WANT to go to prison.  A 25-year-old man in France had recently gotten out of prison, but was busted earlier this month for a string of burglaries after cops found his DNA from saliva at the crime …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 23, 2019

I know finding a babysitter isn’t always easy, but DAMN.  A 23-year-old stripper named Manouchika in Florida, had a shift the other night.  She couldn’t find a sitter for her 3-year-old, so she brought her with her to the strip club, and left her in the car with the windows …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 20, 2019

THIS is why kids today shouldn’t be writing letters…they have no idea what to do with them.  A 19-year-old named Ariauna in Nebraska and her boyfriend broke up, so she decided to take all the love letters he’d written her and set them on fire.  She took a nap afterwards, …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 19, 2019

We all had that friend in high school with an insanely loud speaker system in their car…apparently even Amish people have that friend. Cops in Ohio pulled over a horse-and-buggy the other night and it had a massive sub woofer system built into it.  The people inside the buggy ran …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 18, 2019

Some people will have sex when and wherever they want….even when it’s completely inappropriate – and of course, this happened in Florida.  A dating couple in their 30’s were arrested for biking drunk and cops put both of them in the back of a police car with handcuffs on.  While …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 17, 2019

Talk about your sense of entitlement.  There’s a 37-year-old woman named Carla in England who wants to get a butt lift because, quote, “She needs it for her mental health”.  She went to the government to get them to pay for it, but they refused…mainly because she already scammed them …

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