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Daily Dumbass Nov. 3, 2020

Another prostitute gone wrong situation – this time in Wales.  A 53-year-old guy there named Dean met up with a hooker and paid her $25 for a sexual favor.  She pocketed the money and ran off into her apartment building.  Dean got out his lighter and threatened to burn down …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 2, 2020

It’s back to Florida for the first dumbass of the month.  A 28-year-old guy named James in Vero Beach called 911 to tell police to come take care of the aliens he was seeing, flying low to the ground.  James said if they didn’t step up, he’d have to go …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 30, 2020

Not all safes contain cash.  Last week, some thieves broke into an escape room business in the Netherlands.  While they were inside, they focused on opening an antique safe.  When they finally got it open, all they found inside were riddles. That’s because cracking the safe is actually part of …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 29, 2020

Sometimes criminals get caught returning to the scene of the crime…and sometimes they never leave. Two guys broke into a restaurant in England.  One of them stole some stuff and ran off…the other one was found the next morning in the bathroom beside a bucket of booze and a half-eaten …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 28, 2020

We all have a go to meal we want when we’re hungover.  A woman in Toronto named Katie may be too dumb to figure out what to eat.  She decided during a recent nasty hangover to order McDonald’s to be delivered…so she ordered a burger with no bun, no mustard, …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 27, 2020

Still perverted…after all these years.  A 72-year-old guy named James in Louisiana was arrested for pleasuring himself in his truck while he watched female students walk around the LSU campus.  He told cops he wasn’t fondling himself…he was just playing air drums.  Cops ran his plates and found out James …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 26, 2020

You probably heard the news about the Burr Oak Tree in McBaine over the weekend.  We had a storm Friday morning and the tree was struck by lightening….and there’s no word yet on whether it can be saved. The dumbass award goes to the douchirito who stole the lightening rods …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 23, 2020

If you love high end cars, this story is gonna hurt.  Recently in England, someone crashed a $470,000 Rolls Royce into a $200,000 Lamborghini…then fled the scene.  Why would someone ditch a car like a Rolls? Turns out it was rented from an exotic car rental agency…but the moron who …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 22, 2020

You know how you have a problem, but then you somehow make it a much bigger problem?  Take for example a 38-year-old guy who lives in a trailer in Washington State.  He got super aggro about a family of raccoons living underneath his trailer, that he jumped up hell bent …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 21, 2020

Florida strikes again with another epic dumbass.  Police in St. Petersburg were called to a gas station to deal with a woman who refused to leave. When they arrested her for trespassing, they asked for her name and she said her name was “my butt just farted”. No matter how …

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