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Daily Dumbass Oct. 20, 2020

Some people have pretty clear cut patterns in their work…even criminals.  Police in Pennsylvania tracked down a guy recently who broke into a Taco Bell…and it turns out, he’s been arrested for breaking into at LEAST 30 other Taco Bells.  And when they put out the warrant for his arrest, …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 19, 2020

You know you’re nasty when your gas lands you in court.  A 35-year-old named James in England  was drunk and blew ass in an Uber, and it was so bad, the driver pulled over and kicked him out. James then started punching the Uber driver in the face and had …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 16, 2020

News reporters are told never to become the story.  Today’s dumbass seems to have missed that day in journalism school.  A 41-year-old news anchor named Maria in Anchorage, Alaska, posted a video last week claiming the mayor posted nude photos to an underage website.  That wasn’t true…but it turned out …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 15, 2020

Here’s what happens when a grown ass man makes a bad situation even worse.  A 70-year-old man named Peter in Iowa stole some political signs out of people’s yards back in August and then the local newspaper had a small blurb about his crime in its police blotter.  Peter REALLY …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 14, 2020

Today’s dumbass and God need to sit down for a nice, long chat – because clearly, they’re having issues.  A 37-year-old priest named Travis in Louisiana was arrested a few weeks ago after someone walked by the church, heard some strange sounds from inside, and saw this: Travis having a …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 13, 2020

Either this guy is prepping too soon for Halloween or he’s a whacked out coconut.  A 34-year-old guy named Danny in Tennessee was busted for doing $30,000 in damages to a cemetery last week.  His reason?  He says his grandmother is buried there and he was trying to dig her …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 12, 2020

There’s so many bed decisions happening at once here….and shocker:  It’s in Florida.  Last week a 48-year-old guy named Paul was pulled over for driving drunk on a riding lawn mower. Now we’ve heard of this happening before, but the reason Paul caught cops attention was that he was on …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 9, 2020

I know this is hard to believe…but people on meth don’t always make the most logical decisions.  Take for example a 52-year-old woman named Beth in St. Pete Beach, Florida. She bought a $20 bag of meth, then took it to the police station to turn it over to the …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 8, 2020

If there’s a “Worst Employee of the Month” Award, today’s dumbass qualifies for it. A guy named Randall used to work for the Austin Texas Public Library…but he was just busted for stealing over $1.3 million worth of printer toner over the last 12 years. He also used the library’s …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 7, 2020

Another story from our whacky neighbors up north.  Cops in Manitoba, Canada, raided a major drug trafficking ring…they found fentanyl, guns, cash, jewelry AND a 21-page how-to instruction manual. It had info on how to get the drugs, how to sell and distribute them, and how to collect money. It …

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