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Daily Dumbass June 24, 2020

A lame attempt at drug smuggling.  Airport security in Belgium stopped a guy who was flying from Jamaica because the drug dog detected cocaine.  They didn’t find any drug on him, so they took him to a hospital for a full exam.  Turns out he was hiding four and a …

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Daily Dumbass June 23, 2020

How many bad decisions can one criminal make in one day? You’re about to find out.  A 53-year-old named Fred in England broke into an apartment building to steal what he could find.  Turns out the building was being remodeled and was empty, so there wasn’t anything to steal. Once …

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Daily Dumbass June 22, 2020

Here’s what happens when your criminal life imitates your body art.  A 25-year-old guy named Justin in Florida has a machete tattooed under his left eye, and last weekend, he attacked a guy….with a machete. The guy survived the attack but was seriously injured and Justin is in the clink.  …

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Daily Dumbass June 19, 2020

A buck wild and buck nekked dude in Oregon gets his dumbass stripes today.  A 39-year-old guy named Brandon attacked and robbed a man in a convenience store parking lot.  And when cops eventually tracked Brandon down…he had climbed up to the top of a very tall railroad crossing sign …

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Daily Dumbass June 18, 2020

Apparently the nationwide shortage of White Claw is over…or you wouldn’t hear about stories like this. A 36-year-old guy named Matthew pulled a knife on a hotel clerk in Nebraska, then took off before the cops arrived.  Officers found him about 6 hours later, and he tried to get away …

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Daily Dumbass June 17, 2020

A lack of gun safety and a dirty lie gives us today’s dumbass.  A 35-year-old guy named Marcus in Oregon went to the hospital with a gunshot wound to his JUNK, and told the cops a homeless guy shot him.  The cops figured out that Marcus had actually shot himself…and …

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Daily Dumbass June 16, 2020

You’d think a door greeter at Wal-Mart wouldn’t have to deal with this crap, but unfortunately – there’s plenty of dumbasses in the world.  A 75-year-old door greeter in Texas named Mohindra stopped a guy named Craig who was leaving to check his receipt…turned out Craig was trying to steal …

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Daily Dumbass June 15, 2020

No laws can stop a stoner with the late night munchies.  A 22-year-old guy named Daniel in England broke into his grandmother’s house at 4:30 in the morning.  She heard him break in and called the cops.  Turns out Daniel was totally stoned and broke in to steal and eat …

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Daily Dumbass June 12, 2020

You’ve heard of relationship goals, right?  Here’s an example on a relationship NON goal.  A 41-year-old woman named Deka in London broke quarantine to visit her boyfriend.  She showed up at his house with a bottle of wine and he invited her in.  But then, he poured wine into tumblers …

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Daily Dumbass June 11, 2020

We have enough germs to worry about in grocery stores these days without idiots like this.  A 34-year-old guy named Billy in Massachusetts went to a grocery store and took containers of almond milk off the shelves, opened them up, peed in them, then put them back on the shelf …

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