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Daily Dumbass March 20, 2020

Time for another fun round of “How drunk WAS he?”  Police in New Mexico were investigating a burglary when a 24-year-old guy named Sage walked up to the scene and admitted HE had stolen two TVs from the house. Sage said he was so drunk that he didn’t remember stealing …

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Daily Dumbass March 19, 2020

You know the moment when you become a grown ass person and your parents stop paying for your cell phone?  Not everyone is ready for that moment.  A 36-year-old woman in Ohio repeatedly called 911 after her parents finally stopped paying for her cell phone.  During the first call, the …

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Daily Dumbass March 18, 2020

Talk about “Get A Room”!  Last week, a man and woman were busted having PUBLIC SEX outside of a hospital in St. Petersburg, Florida. Apparently they were in full view of everyone in the hospital….and right by a “no trespassing” sign.  They were both charged with trespassing and exposing their …

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Daily Dumbass March 17, 2020

Listen to what this jack wagon did in Las Vegas.  A man in a hazmat suit ran into a Wal-Mart and started spraying stuff with an unknown liquid. Someone followed him, got his license plate number and cops quickly tracked him down and arrested him. They had to evacuate the …

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Daily Dumbass March 16, 2020

There’s a time and place for everything, but today’s dumbass didn’t get that memo.  A cop in Illinois pulled over a 28-year-old woman Saturday.  She smelled like alcohol, had her radio cranked up, and was dancing in her seat.  She told the cop she’d just come from her job as …

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Daily Dumbass March 13, 2020

More mind blowing shenanigans in the Sunshine State.  A 23-year-old woman crashed her car in Florida while topless…after she tried to giver her boyfriend sexual favors on his birthday while SHE was driving.  The couple were arguing next to her wrecked car when police showed up and she started slapping …

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Daily Dumbass March 12, 2020

There’s some college kids in Ohio who still have some learnin’ to do.  Around 2:45AM on Sunday, police found a young couple in the stairwell of police headquarters making out.  Why were they there?  They thought it was the stairwell of the girl’s DORM, which was several blocks away.  They …

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Daily Dumbass March 11, 2020

Talk about your LAME excuses.  A guy in Louisiana got pulled over the other day for driving with expired plates.  His reason?  He’s just been really busy and hasn’t had time to renew them.  Ummm…the problem…his plates expired back in 1997.  23 years ago.  Dude, you’ve had time to have …

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Daily Dumbass March 10, 2020

Leave it to Missouri to do something super stupid when it comes to the Corona Virus.  A St. Louis woman was diagnosed with the virus after returning from Italy.  Health officials told her and her entire family to self quarantine at home.  Instead, her father took his other daughter to …

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Daily Dumbass March 9, 2020

A dumpster fire customer at a restaurant in Michigan. A 33-year-old woman named Brittani went through a Taco Bell drive through around 2AM…and the employees got her order wrong.  So Brittani went totally aggro, took out her purple handgun…and fired a shot into the building – because, you know – …

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