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Daily Dumbass Oct. 6, 2020

Everyone’s so on edge these days that literally ANYTHING can set some people off.  A guy named Justin in Florida got into an argument with his cousin over which is better: Whole milk or almond milk.  And it made him so upset, that he pulled out a three-inch pocket knife …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 5, 2020

Is there such a thing as organic, locally-sourced, gluten-free meth?  If so, I know where you can buy it.  A 56-yer-old guy named Gregory in Oregon has owned an organic health food store for 26 years.  He was just busted by the FBI and DEA for selling meth, so he’s …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 2, 2020

In case you needed more proof that some people in Florida just ain’t right:  Two men in Largo beat up another guy…then stole his backpack AND his prosthetic leg. The cops tracked down the dumbass duo about an hour later and charged them with….strong-ARM robbery. Sometimes a criminal charge perfectly …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 1, 2020

Watching action movies can make you think you can pull off some insane stunts.  Spoiler alert: You cannot.  A guy named Mike in Belgium tried to break his wife out of prison by booking a helicopter tour and forcing the pilot to land in the prison yard by gunpoint.  But …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 30, 2020

Here’s one from the lame excuse file for your daily dumbass.  A 39-year-old guy named Robert in Florida was arrested for breaking into his next door neighbor’s house.  Robert admitted to breaking and entering, and said it was because God told him to.  He then argued with the officers and …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 29, 2020

One dumbass made playoff season even more entertaining.  Last week, someone in Tampa, Florida, heard their neighbors yelling “Shoot!  Shoot!  I dare you to shoot!” So they called the cops.  Turns out, the people yelling “shoot” were watching the Tampa Bay Lightning hockey game and were screaming at the players …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 28, 2020

I guess the old “dog ate my homework” excuse wasn’t extreme enough for today’s dumbass.  A 21-year-old named Ray, a college student in Minnesota, called in fake bomb threats to the University of St. Thomas in St. Paul every time he hadn’t done his homework.  That meant he made the …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 25, 2020

An example of gun safety at its worst for the dumbass today.  A 29-year-old guy named Nicholas in Oregon brought along with Glock 9 millimeter to the grocery store for some reason.  While he was in the checkout, he pulled out his gun to show to his friend, and accidentally …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 24, 2020

It’s awkward when you run into someone who remembers you, and you don’t remember them.  But awkwardness is the least of this dumbass’ worries. Some moron in England got pulled over the other day for no license, no insurance, and for driving drunk.  He tried to give the cops a …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 23, 2020

If y0u’re a car salesman, I sure hope today’s dumbass doesn’t come to your place of business.  A 43-year-old guy named Caleb in Utah went to a dealership and took a test drive.  When the salesman told him it was time to wrap it up, Caleb wouldn’t do it.  Instead, …

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