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Daily Dumbass June 13, 2019

So like most everyone else, I was watching last night as the Blues won the Stanley Cup over Boston. And I know Boston fans can be spoiled and obnoxious, but when you’re booing so loudly that the announcer can’t even award the MVP award or the cup….that’s just a massive …

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Daily Dumbass June 12, 2019

People in Florida have really upped their game when it comes to excuses about their drugs.  A guy named Fabricio was pulled over and police noticed he had cocaine around and in his nostrils. But luckily he had an excuse:  He tried to tell cops the cocaine on his nose …

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Daily Dumbass June 11, 2019

A crazy driver in Indiana with a super lame excuse.  A 19-year-old named De’Ante was pulled over for driving the WRONG way on I-70.  His reason? Because, quote, “It was faster.” The scariest park about this story? He wasn’t even drunk….like, that was his decision with a sober (but obviously …

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Daily Dumbass June 10, 2019

Today’s dumbass sounds like a scene out of Dukes of Hazzards.  A guy in Indiana tried to jump a bridge that was out during a police chase. When his car got stuck on some exposed beams, he bailed….and left behind his prosthetic leg that was wearing a green Croc. Sooo…mmmmkay…when …

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Daily Dumbass June 7, 2019

Another example of abusing the 911 system…this time from Louisiana.  Someone there called 911 earlier this week to report an emergency – they went to Taco Bell, and they had run out of both hard and soft taco shells. And while that is truly a travesty, there’s absolutely NOTHING the …

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Daily Dumbass June 6, 2019

Today’s dumbass clearly knows how to have a good time.  A 30-year-old woman named Jana in Louisiana went to a Walmart and loaded her cart up with just two things: LOTS of vodka, and a ton of toilet paper….$800 worth.  Jana took off with the cart without paying, so she …

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Daily Dumbass June 5, 2019

All hail the great state of Florida for supplying us with an endless supply of dumbasses.  Today’s is a 42-year-old woman named Natasha who went into a Burger King and DEMANDED free fries. (Not sure why she felt she was entitled to free food – maybe she wanted it her …

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Daily Dumbass June 4, 2019

An unbelievable dumbass from Louisiana today.  A principal of a Catholic high school was arrested during a class field trip to D. C. last week…although he was one of the chaperones, he snuck out and got drunk at a strip club and refused to pay his bill.  He was arrested …

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Daily Dumbass June 3, 2019

The first dumbass of June made it super easy for the police to find him. A guy named Brian in Pittsburgh broke into a hair salon and made off with the entire cash register.  When cops arrived, he was gone, but they noticed some coins on the ground….so they kept …

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Daily Dumbass May 31, 2019

Have you ever bought a car and then really regretted it? Check out today’s dumbass.  Someone in Bakersfield, California, bought an Oscar Meyer Wienermobile several years ago to use as their regular, everyday car.  Now the guy is selling it for $7,000.  He says it has 110,000 miles on it, …

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