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Daily Dumbass July 13, 2020

When you’re drunk and want a sandwich, you really want it made YOUR way.  A 44-year-old guy named Don went into a Subway in Ohio…he was drunk and didn’t like how the worker was making his sandwich, so he forced his way behind the counter to make his own. The …

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Daily Dumbass July 10, 2020

Talk about your dysfunctional father/son relationship. A guy named Curtis in Kentucky was drunk last weekend and decided to arm wrestle his son, who’s just under 18.  The kid beat his dad and Curtis got so pissed they started fighting and Curtis got his gun and fired two shots into …

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Daily Dumbass July 9, 2020

Today’s dumbass has an awful pickup technique, and apparently a pretty bad memory too.  A 32-year-old named Yoshito in Japan tries to meet women by slashing their tires, then driving up and offering to help them.  He pulled his not so smooth move on a woman while she was grocery …

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Daily Dumbass July 8, 2020

Have you ever gotten a pizza that had fewer toppings than you’d like?  Well this is how NOT to handle it.  A 44-year-old named Michael in Arkansas got mad the other day about the number of toppings on his pizza.  He argued with the staff, then wound up going outside, …

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Daily Dumbass July 7, 2020

When you really want a drink, but don’t have a ride – you could become the daily dumbass.  A 22-year-old named Dawson in Alaska broke into an empty fire station, and stole a fire truck by driving it through the garage door.  He then turned on the emergency lights and …

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Daily Dumbass July 6, 2020

How many times can one person get arrested in just a few days?  A 32-year-old named Devin in Kentucky was busted for stealing from a city building.  Two days later, he tried to start a fight at a grocery store and cops found him passed out in a running car, …

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Daily Dumbass July 1, 2020

The first dumbass of the month is a doozy…and Corona related.  A woman in Wisconsin made a comment on Facebook saying that her husband went on a business trip and caught Chlamydia from his face mask.  Yes…she actually believes that’s how he caught it.  As you can imagine, everyone else …

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Daily Dumbass June 30, 2020

So much drunk driving in just one night.  A guy named Fred in Georgia crashed his pickup last week when he was driving drunk.  His friend Jesse came to pick him up…but she was also drunk and crashed HER pickup truck.  They were both arrested for DUIs.  At least it’s …

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Daily Dumbass June 29, 2020

A Florida couple have brought the crazy of their state into their relationship.  A guy named Robert decided to make a pizza at 3 in the morning while his girlfriend Becky slept on the couch.  I’m not sure what set her off, but when she woke up and found out …

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Daily Dumbass June 26, 2020

Today’s dumbass should qualify for the crappiest best man ever.  There’s a guy in England named Brad who’s getting married and for the past year, he and his friends have been planning a massive bachelor party in Vegas.  They all kicked in around $900 each, for a total of 10 …

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