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Daily Dumbass Sept. 29, 2020

One dumbass made playoff season even more entertaining.  Last week, someone in Tampa, Florida, heard their neighbors yelling “Shoot!  Shoot!  I dare you to shoot!” So they called the cops.  Turns out, the people yelling “shoot” were watching the Tampa Bay Lightning hockey game and were screaming at the players …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 28, 2020

I guess the old “dog ate my homework” excuse wasn’t extreme enough for today’s dumbass.  A 21-year-old named Ray, a college student in Minnesota, called in fake bomb threats to the University of St. Thomas in St. Paul every time he hadn’t done his homework.  That meant he made the …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 25, 2020

An example of gun safety at its worst for the dumbass today.  A 29-year-old guy named Nicholas in Oregon brought along with Glock 9 millimeter to the grocery store for some reason.  While he was in the checkout, he pulled out his gun to show to his friend, and accidentally …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 24, 2020

It’s awkward when you run into someone who remembers you, and you don’t remember them.  But awkwardness is the least of this dumbass’ worries. Some moron in England got pulled over the other day for no license, no insurance, and for driving drunk.  He tried to give the cops a …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 23, 2020

If y0u’re a car salesman, I sure hope today’s dumbass doesn’t come to your place of business.  A 43-year-old guy named Caleb in Utah went to a dealership and took a test drive.  When the salesman told him it was time to wrap it up, Caleb wouldn’t do it.  Instead, …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 22, 2020

Have you ever had one of those days where nothing goes right? Well, it happens to criminals too.  A 36-year-old guy in Canada got his truck stuck in the middle of nowhere on a bridge, so he decided to steal a construction vehicle to get it out.  But he didn’t …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 21, 2020

An epic dumbass entry from Florida with a story that went from bad to worse. Cops found a 19-year-old woman named Madison sitting in the middle of a highway median drunk. She asked if she could pee on the side of the road and officers said they’d drive her to …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 17, 2020

Talk about WTF news.  Someone broke into a house in Ontario, Canada in the middle of the night recently.  They didn’t steal or break anything, but they did take time to drop a deuce in the dishwasher.  Yep…didn’t even use the toilet…pooped in the dishwasher.  Not kidding.

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 16, 2020

Today’s dumbass is one hard hittin’ bee-yotch.  A 22-year-old woman named Julija in Slovenia went to the hospital after an alleged bad gardening accident.  She had cut off her left hand with a saw.  Surgeons were able to re-attach it, but it doesn’t work like it used to.  She then …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 15, 2020

Curiosity kills the cat…and can also get a dumbass busted.  A woman in Ohio named Christina in a student driver car followed a cop for 11 miles, just to see where he was going.  The officer noticed he was being followed and that she’d made several moving violations, so he …

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