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Daily Dumbass Sept. 22, 2020

Have you ever had one of those days where nothing goes right? Well, it happens to criminals too.  A 36-year-old guy in Canada got his truck stuck in the middle of nowhere on a bridge, so he decided to steal a construction vehicle to get it out.  But he didn’t …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 21, 2020

An epic dumbass entry from Florida with a story that went from bad to worse. Cops found a 19-year-old woman named Madison sitting in the middle of a highway median drunk. She asked if she could pee on the side of the road and officers said they’d drive her to …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 17, 2020

Talk about WTF news.  Someone broke into a house in Ontario, Canada in the middle of the night recently.  They didn’t steal or break anything, but they did take time to drop a deuce in the dishwasher.  Yep…didn’t even use the toilet…pooped in the dishwasher.  Not kidding.

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 16, 2020

Today’s dumbass is one hard hittin’ bee-yotch.  A 22-year-old woman named Julija in Slovenia went to the hospital after an alleged bad gardening accident.  She had cut off her left hand with a saw.  Surgeons were able to re-attach it, but it doesn’t work like it used to.  She then …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 15, 2020

Curiosity kills the cat…and can also get a dumbass busted.  A woman in Ohio named Christina in a student driver car followed a cop for 11 miles, just to see where he was going.  The officer noticed he was being followed and that she’d made several moving violations, so he …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 14, 2020

Another case of abusing the 911 system…this time in Tennessee.  A 54-year-old guy there named Huu was busted for making over 1170 calls to 911 over the past month and a half.  He never had an emergency…but he was trying to sell egg rolls.  Police finally arrested him outside of …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 11, 2020

If you needed another reason to stay off Meth, here’s one for ya.  A topless woman in Tennessee was busted while chewing on a miniature horse’s mane….because she said the mane was made of Laffy Taffy and Airheads.  She admitted to smoking meth earlier that day and was arrested for …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 10, 2020

We were all taught as kids to not play with fire.  Today’s dumbass apparently did not learn that lesson.  A guy named Michael in North Carolina went up to someone who was filling up at a gas station and asked it they had a car jack. The person said no, …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 9, 2020

How to apply for a job…wrong answers only.  A 22-year-old named Nicholas in Pennsylvania applied for a job at a pizza place last week…then stole the tip jar and ran off.  Since he had filled out an application with his real info, the employees passed it along to the cops, …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 8, 2020

Another award winning dumbass from the Sunshine State.  A 22-year-old guy named Bounty in North Port, Florida was driving drunk and talking on his phone when he smashed into a sign. What did the sign say? Drive Sober or Get Pulled Over. Cops found him by the destroyed sign with …

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