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Daily Dumbass Sept. 4, 2020

A strange vehicle theft choice in Pennsylvania for today’s dumbass.  A 30-year-old guy named Justin was there and stole a school bus to drive home…which was 275 miles away in New York.  He was caught the next day when someone called the cops to report a school bus with Pennsylvania …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 3, 2020

Some people will let nothing stand in their way during a much needed run to the border.  A 61-year-old man named Christopher in Oklahoma City showed up at a Taco Bell drive-thru completely nekked.  The workers filled his order in hopes he’d leave, but then he asked for another taco.  …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 2, 2020

There’s probably nothing funnier than a dumbass who thinks they can weasel their way out of being arrested based on their ‘status’.  A drunk lawyer named Reena in Fort Lauderdale led police on a drunken high-speed chase.  After almost crashing her Lexus, police boxed her in and ordered her out …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 1, 2020

The first dumbass of September is a cautionary tale about running from the cops.  A 32-year-old guy named Jordan in Iowa was spotted by police driving a stolen truck.  So they got in a high-speed chase.  First Jordan threw his meth out of the window of the moving truck, then …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 31, 2020

I think today’s dumbass has watched Gone in 60 Seconds or the Fast and the Furious too many times.  Last Friday, a woman in Alabama backed her car THROUGH the front doors of the Home Depot, drove in reverse through the store, did a three-point turn, knocked over a shelf, …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 27, 2020

A vehicle theft turns disastrous in Oregon.  A 59-year-old named Richard tried to rent a plane, but was denied since he doesn’t have a pilot’s license.  So he STOLE the keys to the plane, flew it away….and crashed.  Navy rescue crews found him and rushed him to the hospital, where …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 26, 2020

Sometimes you can’t win for losing with your marriage…today’s dumbass has put her hubby in a lose-lose scenario. A woman named Uttar in India filed for divorce after 18 months because she was sick of her husband never arguing with her.  She claims she feels suffocated in such an environment…and …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 25, 2020

This is the dumbest “returning to the scene of the crime” story possible.  A 27-year-old named Herbert went to a gas station in Clearwater, Florida last week, and when the clerk was distracted, Herbert reached over the counter and stole over 100 bucks worth of scratcher tickets.  THEN he returned …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 24, 2020

Today’s dumbass hails from right here in Mid Missouri.  Jefferson City police officers arrested a 29-year-old man for stealing a car in Cole County last week.  His reason?  He says he stole the car so he could get to his probation parole meeting.  Yep…not kidding.  I will withhold his name …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 21, 2020

A bipolar thief in St. Louis earns his dumbass stripes today.  A couple got a flat tire last weekend, and a stranger offered to change it for them.  When he was done changing it, he pulled out a gun and demanded money and their cell phones…then took off.  Now why …

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