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Daily Dumbass June 10, 2020

Some Canadian paramedics had an eventful day recently, just because they tried to help.  They stopped their ambulance when they saw a nekked guy who seemed to be hopped up on meth…and who looked like he needed help.  When they got out to help him…he jumped into their ambulance and …

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Daily Dumbass June 8, 2020

Who pulls off a bank heist for THIS?  Today’s dumbass, that’s who.  A guy broke into a bank in California at 3 in the morning last week…just to use the microwave to heat up some Hot Pockets. When police arrested him and asked if it was worth it to break …

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Daily Dumbass June 1, 2020

Thanks to Florida, we’ve got yet another epic and unexplainable dumbass.  Police in Miramar are looking for a buy who broke into a high school NEKKED on Memorial Day weekend and spent 22 hours inside, tearing everything up.  He wound up doing about 100 grand in damage…and police don’t know …

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Daily Dumbass May 29, 2020

You may have heard about today’s dumbass earlier this week from The Morning Shag, but it bears repeating because I am left shaking my head.  If your sexual fetish is weird enough to make global headlines, you got a problem.  A 24-year-old guy in Thailand was arrested for stealing and …

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Daily Dumbass May 28, 2020

Here’s two hours today’s dumbass will never get back.  A guy in Cali was driving drunk on Memorial Day when he swerved off the road and crashed into a pond.  And not just any pond…a liquid manure storage pond at a dairy farm.  The guy was stuck in the poop …

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Daily Dumbass May 27, 2020

Thieves are not always easy to spot.  There’s a guy named Jerry Brown in Tulsa who’s a captain with the fire department.  Back in March Jerry robbed his own bank.  He wore a mask, but employees were able to ID him anyway.  While cops were investigating, Jerry robbed another bank …

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Daily Dumbass May 26, 2020

Today’s dumbass shows us how NOT to get inventory for your business.  A 35-year-old guy named Justin in Utah works as a garage door installer.  It turns out that his source for garage doors was….stealing them from other people’s houses.  He would go to homes under construction, steal the door, …

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Daily Dumbass May 22, 2020

How much are you worth to your mom?  Hopefully more than this.  A 19-year-old named Emmanuel in South Carolina faked his own kidnapping to get money out of his mom. And the ransom he asked for? The princely sum of $130.  He had a friend call his mom to tell …

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Daily Dumbass May 21, 2020

This seems like a really bad time for orgies…I mean, there’s enough diseases involved without adding the Rona to the mix.  But a couple in Florida got into an argument because the girlfriend proposed going to a SWINGERS club….the boyfriend was all like “hell naw”…and they argued, then it turned …

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Daily Dumbass May 20, 2020

It’s Bingo Gone Wild for today’s dumbass.  Police in Ontario, Canada, were called to a nursing home because of a Bingo BRAWL.  A 79-year-old and 86-year-old woman got into a physical fight – all because one of the women took someone else’s regular seat.  Luckily no one was seriously hurt, …

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