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Daily Dumbass June 30, 2021

It just takes one moron to ruin a perfectly good sporting event.  Police are looking for the woman who caused a massive pileup during the Tour de France.  As racers approached, she stepped INTO the road to hold out a sign that said “Go grandpa-grandma!” (which doesn’t even make sense), …

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Daily Dumbass June 29, 2021

You know how they say someone has a name that’s destined for greatness? Well, that theory can work the other way too.  A 34-year-old woman in Florida was arrested for DUI after crashing her car into a Taco Bell sign…she also hit the Taco Bell’s water meter and a tree.  …

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Daily Dumbass June 28, 2021

If you’re a wanted fugitive, you’ve gotta keep a low profile.  In other words, not this…. A 56-year-old guy named Robert had been wanted in New Hampshire for a while, but cops hadn’t been able to track him down until recently…after he stole a 50-foot yacht worth $1 million dollars …

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Daily Dumbass June 25, 2021

Not every fast food restaurant’s motto is “have it your way”.  A 44-year-old grown ass woman named Cherysse in Ohio flipped out at a McDonald’s when they refused to give her a slushie made with all 3 flavors mixed into one.  The employee said it wasn’t possible to mix them…so …

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Daily Dumbass June 24, 2021

Here’s a strange story from New Jersey for today’s dumbass.  Police were called about a 37-year-old guy named Jason who was in a convenience store parking lot, punching HIMSELF in the face. When a crowd gathered, Jason raised the stakes….by whipping out his junk.  The cops ended up arresting him …

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Daily Dumbass June 23, 2021

Everything is bigger in Texas…even dumbasses.  A man was pulled over in Lake Waco earlier this month for driving erratically and on the wrong side of the road.  He couldn’t concentrate on what the officer were saying, so he asked him to hold the OPEN BEER he had in his …

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Daily Dumbass June 22, 2021

You think you have an annoying co-worker? Wait til you get a load of today’s dumbass.  A 19-year-old employee at a St. Louis area Enterprise Rent-A-Car got arrested for spiking his coworkers’ drinks with LSD because he was “worried about their negative energy”. Two of the three drugged employees started …

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Daily Dumbass June 20th, 2021

I bet this has never happened to you when you’ve mowed your grass before.  A guy was mowing in Canada the other day when he caught a couple having sex…ON his lawn – yes, WHILE he was mowing.  He asked them to stop and they got angry for being interrupted …

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Daily Dumbass June 18, 2021

I call this the ultimate case of driving while distracted.  A woman in New Hampshire got pulled over after a cop saw her using her phone while driving.  Unfortunately, that’s not uncommon – but she also had a baby GOAT on her lap, and did not have a valid driver’s …

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Daily Dumbass June 17, 2021

The variety of weird things people do when they’re on drugs is actually kind of amazing.  Take today’s dumbass for example. Police in California recently got a call about a suspicious car parked at a vineyard. Turns out a 38-year-old man had climbed inside the base of a huge fan …

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