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Daily Dumbass April 9, 2021

Today’s dumbass might have set a record time for being arrested after getting out of jail.  A 35-year-old named Steven got out of county jail on bond in Vero Beach, Florida. While he was in the booking area getting discharged, he stole a webcam off one of the jail computers …

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Daily Dumbass April 8, 2021

A case of mistaken victim identity with today’s dumbass.  A 25-year-old guy named John backed his car through the front of a shoe repair shop in a strip mall in Oklahoma City.  When cops got there, John told him he didn’t mean to do it.  He was actually trying to …

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Daily Dumbass April 7, 2021

What is it about Florida that makes people act like they weren’t raised right? A guy in Coral Springs was busted getting it on with himself while he was sitting in his SUV in a grocery store parking lot. When cops got there, they found a 22-year-old guy named Cruz …

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Daily Dumbass April 6, 2021

Tax season can make people lose their minds.  A woman named Latunya runs a tax prep service in Houston, and it seems she hasn’t been doing a great job.  Recently there was a couple in her office complaining about her work and another woman who was there because Latunya got …

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Daily Dumbass April 5, 2021

A classic instance of dumbassery for the first idiot of the week.  A 24-year-old guy named Jacob in West Virginia lost his wallet recently and someone turned it into the police station.  Get this – Jacob went to the station to pick it up even though he KNEW there were …

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Daily Dumbass March 26, 2021

I know girl scout cookies are addictive, but today’s dumbass needs to get ahold of himself.  A 43-year-old guy named Joel tried to steal 23 cases of girl scout cookies from a loading dock of a grocery store the other day. (I’m talking over $1200 worth of cookies).  But Joel …

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Daily Dumbass March 25, 2021

Today’s dumbass is obviously trying to beat the record for most arrests in one day.  A 29-year-old named Robert in New York was pulled over on a Sunday…he was driving with a suspended license and with a bag of crack, so he was arrested and given a court summons.  Later …

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Daily Dumbass March 24, 2021

Don’t mess with this woman’s chicken nuggets.  A 23-year-old woman named Lillian in Tennessee got into a huge fight with her friend over some nuggets. Not sure exactly why they were arguing over chicken, but the fight got physical.  When a cop came to arrest Lillian, she BIT him.  Maybe …

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Daily Dumbass March 23, 2021

You might have seen the daily dumbass on the national news.  Today’s award goes to a 25-year-old guy named Jose who jumped a bunch of barriers at the San Diego Zoo to get into the elephant habitat WITH his two-year-old daughter.  Once they got inside, an elephant charged at them…so …

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Daily Dumbass March 22, 2021

A case of Karma justice in Maryland for today’s dumbass duo.  A guy was driving around with a friend in a stolen SUV and they decided to do a GOOD deed for a change.  They spotted a random guy on the side of the road changing a flat, so they …

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