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Daily Dumbass April 29, 2020

Social distancing gone wrong for today’s dumbass.  A woman in D.C. was so scared of getting the virus, she pepper sprayed a group of people who tried to board the elevator she was on.  Good Lort woman, get ahold of yourself.  Cause if you’re really afraid of the Rona, the …

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Daily Dumbass April 28, 2020

Here’s how NOT to get out of work.  A 36-year-old construction worker in Florida named Richard didn’t want to work last Thursday.  But instead of calling in sick, he called in a BOMB THREAT.  About 20 people had to be evacuated, and cops discovered Richard was the culprit when they …

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Daily Dumbass April 27, 2020

It’s hard to imagine a good excuse for getting into a high speed police chase…but this is an especially BAD one.  Police in Indiana tried to pull over a 25-year-old guy named Musab when they spotted him going 120 miles per hour in his Ford Mustang. But Musab kept going…and …

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Daily Dumbass April 24, 2020

If you haven’t gotten your stimulus check yet, I hope you’re handling it better than today’s dumbass.  A 51-year-old grown ass man in Louisiana named Marvin was upset when he didn’t get his check and got into an argument about it with his mother. He got SO mad that he …

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Daily Dumbass April 23, 2020

It’s Amish gone wild in Huntburg Township, Ohio.  Police there busted a large Amish barn party recently, which included one guy who was too drunk to even try to run away.  The barn was full of people, and they were hit with various charges, including violating the state’s stay at …

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Daily Dumbass April 22, 2020

This is NOT a recommended way to hire a divorce lawyer.  A 22-year-old woman in New York City posted an ad on Craigslist looking for a divorce attorney.  She says she doesn’t have much money, but, quote, “I’m young and attractive…maybe we can work something out.” And she attached a …

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Daily Dumbass April 21, 2020

Another Covidiot for today’s dumbass. Cops in New Haven, Connecticut got a call about a burglary at a restaurant that was shut down.  The manager had gone to the restaurant to check on it and discovered a 42-year-old guy named Louis passed out inside.  Why?  Because Louis had broken in …

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Daily Dumbass April 20, 2020

Here’s another example of when NOT to call the cops.  A 57-year-old guy in Canada called police to report that his friend had been hanging on his rear bumper to try to stop him from driving.  When officers arrived, they found out WHY the friend was doing that: The driver …

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Daily Dumbass April 17, 2020

Another Floridian lettin’ her freak flag fly for the daily dumbass.  A 42-year-old woman in Flagler County was busted for putting 400 plastic Easter eggs in people’s mailboxes…filled with PORN. Can you imagine how long it took her to put those together?  When asked why she did it, she said …

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Daily Dumbass April 16, 2020

With Covid 19, people are starting to get bored staying at home – which hopefully helps explain today’s dumbass duo.  A married couple in central Texas went on a date to a Native American burial ground.  They were busted there smoking meth out of a Baby Yoda pipe, plus the …

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