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Daily Dumbass April 16, 2019

Olive Garden’s motto is “When you’re here, you’re family.” Unfortunately, we all have that one family member who’s straight up crazy, right? A 32-year-old named Ben showed up at at Olive Garden in Naples, Florida, and started harassing customers.  He asked for money…shouted profanities….and threatened to beat up an employee …

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Daily Dumbass April 15, 2019

Fun with motorized carts in Tennessee for today’s dumbass.  A woman named Sally (Tennessee Sally), stole a motorized scooter from Wal-Mart, did a few loops in the parking lot, then drove it onto the highway to get to a Waffle House.  She got busted because when she was on the …

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Daily Dumbass April 12, 2019

Here’s how to make sure you get caught breaking the law….do it during a LIVE TV broadcast.  A dentist in Jersey put up some racy Easter decorations outside his office – five mannequins in lingerie, wearing bunny ears and fishnet stockings. (Hey, we all celebrate Jesus’ resurrection in our own …

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Daily Dumbass April 11, 2019

Today’s dumbass may take the crown for worst Bridezilla of all time.  A 32-year-old woman named Vanessa in Virginia just got busted for embezzling more than 93 grand from the construction company she worked at as a bookkeeper.  Most of the money was used to pay for her wedding, including …

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Daily Dumbass April 10, 2019

Some men already use Axe body spray way too much, but today’s dumbass took it to a new level.  A guy named Efren got pulled over in South Carolina after a cop saw him speeding and swerving.  When the cop walked up to Efren’s car, he saw him frantically spraying …

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Daily Dumbass April 9, 2019

Today’s dumbass hails from Florida (cause where else would she be from), and clearly doesn’t understand how 911 works…or how relationships work. A 40-year-old named Mary called 911 six times the other night…to report her boyfriend wasn’t being very nice to her.  Eventually a cop DID go to her house …

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Daily Dumbass April 8, 2019

Today’s dumbass is in a lot of legal trouble…and maybe even bigger trouble with is wife.  A 29-year-old named Andrew in Florida was pulled over for DUI and when cops searched his car, they found a bag of fake pee.  When they asked Andrew to explain it, he said it …

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Daily Dumbass April 5, 2019

We’ve all not wanted to go to work, but would you do something illegal and stupid to get out of it? Today’s dumbass did.  A 32-year-old named Brian in Florida called the cops to report an armed robbery. Brian claimed two guys jumped out of a car and stole his …

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Daily Dumbass April 4, 2019

There ain’t no drunk like a tequila drunk.  Cops in Tulsa were doing a traffic stop when suddenly they saw someone missing a tire drive past them.  They were just driving on the RIM.  So the officers followed the car and pulled it over.  Driving was a woman named Amy …

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Daily Dumbass April 3, 2019

An example of how paranoia can get you busted.  A 37-year-old named Cory in Plattsburgh, New York, called the cops after he heard strange noises coming out of his attic.  The officers didn’t find any burglars or ghosts, but they DID find Cory’s meth lab he had set up.  Seriously? …

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