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Daily Dumbass Jan. 21, 2019

A Missouri meth head earns his dumbass stripes today.  Police in Anderson, MO, raided the house of a 65-year-old man named James and they were looking for meth.  The officers found meth, illegal guns, a stolen ATV and get this: A dead bald eagle in his freezer!!!  James wouldn’t say …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 18, 2019

Today’s dumbass should have her picture in the dictionary next to the definition of “Bridezilla”.  A bride is planning on making her bridesmaids wear colored contacts on her wedding day….so their eyes don’t clash with the dresses.  Apparently, she has picked a yellow-green color for the dresses and is worried …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 17, 2019

Today’s dumbass shows us how NOT to pull off a kidnapping.  A woman ran into a karate studio recently in North Carolina after a guy named August tried to kidnap her at a strip mall.  She got away and he followed her into the karate studio, where the studio’s owner …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 16, 2019

Florida comes through again with a weirdo for the dumbass files.  A 37-year-old guy named Melvin was arrested for cocaine trafficking and on the way to jail, he ATE part of the backseat of the cop car.  So in addition to the felony drug charge, now he’s also charged with …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 15, 2019

Thanks to KCMQ’s After Dark’s Beazl for sending me today’s dumbass.  A woman in Wichita Falls, Texas, has been banned from Wal-Mart after she rode a motorized shopping cart around the parking lot while drinking wine out of a Pringles can.  Even better: She classed it up on the scooter …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 14, 2019

A story about a New Year’s resolution gone wrong for your Daily Dumbass.  A 24-year-old named Dejuane in Virginia sped through a construction zone and cops tried to pull him over.  But Dejuane took off…and led them on a high-speed chase through three counties, going up to 130-miles-per-hour. Police finally …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 11, 2019

This is proof that lots of booze and proposals don’t mix. A guy in England has a girlfriend, but has been cheating on her with a co-worker.  He was planning on dumping his girlfriend on New Year’s and proposing to the girl he’d been cheating with…but he got super drunk …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 10, 2019

Aren’t groomsman supposed to be there to support their bud at their wedding?  Well, today’s dumbass didn’t get that memo.  A 29-year-old named Jovanny was playing around with a switchblade at his friend’s wedding, and accidentally stabbed the groom in the thigh. Then Jovanny tried to flee the scene by …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 9, 2019

Here’s a fun story about butt smuggling.  A guy named Wesley was being admitted into jail in Florida and he claimed he didn’t have any drugs or weapons on him.  The strip search revealed three syringes of drugs stuck up Wesley’s butt.  His reason?  He claimed the drugs weren’t his …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 8, 2019

Back to Florida again for another epic dumbass.  A 28-year-old grown ass woman named Deana in Lake Worth, Florida, still lives with her parents. Last week, Deana really wanted to go to Outback Steakhouse for dinner, but her parents said no. So Deana flipped the hell out and punched her …

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