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Daily Dumbass April 21, 2020

Another Covidiot for today’s dumbass. Cops in New Haven, Connecticut got a call about a burglary at a restaurant that was shut down.  The manager had gone to the restaurant to check on it and discovered a 42-year-old guy named Louis passed out inside.  Why?  Because Louis had broken in …

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Daily Dumbass April 20, 2020

Here’s another example of when NOT to call the cops.  A 57-year-old guy in Canada called police to report that his friend had been hanging on his rear bumper to try to stop him from driving.  When officers arrived, they found out WHY the friend was doing that: The driver …

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Daily Dumbass April 17, 2020

Another Floridian lettin’ her freak flag fly for the daily dumbass.  A 42-year-old woman in Flagler County was busted for putting 400 plastic Easter eggs in people’s mailboxes…filled with PORN. Can you imagine how long it took her to put those together?  When asked why she did it, she said …

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Daily Dumbass April 16, 2020

With Covid 19, people are starting to get bored staying at home – which hopefully helps explain today’s dumbass duo.  A married couple in central Texas went on a date to a Native American burial ground.  They were busted there smoking meth out of a Baby Yoda pipe, plus the …

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Daily Dumbass April 14, 2020

Florida for the win again in the dumbass department.  Nobody is running live events anymore cause of the Rona EXCEPT the WWE.  Why?  During a press conference, Orange County Mayor Jerry Demings said it’s because the WWE is deemed an esssential business, so therefore, they are allowed to remain open.  …

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Daily Dumbass April 14, 2020

You know how we have Tuesday 3Ways during the Nooners, and they’re awesome? Today’s dumbass trio did NOT have positive results.  A couple named Michael and Michelle in South Carolina invited another man named Brian to come over and have a Threesome with them. Things went bad when Brian apparently …

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Daily Dumbass April 13, 2020

This might be the best Corona related dumbass yet.  A woman in Iowa went to the police and asked them to test her METH to make sure it wasn’t infected with the Rona. Uh…yeah, NOT kidding.  She was arrested for felony narcotics possession.  I’m just gonna leave that one there …

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Daily Dumbass April 10, 2020

Thong underwear are not made to cover things up, so I’m not sure why this guy thought it would make a good face mask…but a 47-year-old man in Michigan put a thong on his face to go out in public.  Another guy saw him and made fun of the mask…because, …

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Daily Dumbass April 9, 2020

How many thefts can happen in one place?  Earlier this week a guy robbed a bank in Colorado, and somehow, during the robbery – he managed to drop his wallet.  So you’re probably thinking…well there’s a stupid criminal who left his ID to get himself caught. But that’s not what …

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Daily Dumbass April 8, 2020

Today’s dumbass may have been trying to help, but it ended up earning him a DUI instead.  A 31-year-old guy named Steven in Arizona saw a cop car parked in the road with its lights on, but no one inside. Since he was drunk, he thought it would be a …

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