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Daily Dumbass March 16, 2020

There’s a time and place for everything, but today’s dumbass didn’t get that memo.  A cop in Illinois pulled over a 28-year-old woman Saturday.  She smelled like alcohol, had her radio cranked up, and was dancing in her seat.  She told the cop she’d just come from her job as …

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Daily Dumbass March 13, 2020

More mind blowing shenanigans in the Sunshine State.  A 23-year-old woman crashed her car in Florida while topless…after she tried to giver her boyfriend sexual favors on his birthday while SHE was driving.  The couple were arguing next to her wrecked car when police showed up and she started slapping …

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Daily Dumbass March 12, 2020

There’s some college kids in Ohio who still have some learnin’ to do.  Around 2:45AM on Sunday, police found a young couple in the stairwell of police headquarters making out.  Why were they there?  They thought it was the stairwell of the girl’s DORM, which was several blocks away.  They …

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Daily Dumbass March 11, 2020

Talk about your LAME excuses.  A guy in Louisiana got pulled over the other day for driving with expired plates.  His reason?  He’s just been really busy and hasn’t had time to renew them.  Ummm…the problem…his plates expired back in 1997.  23 years ago.  Dude, you’ve had time to have …

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Daily Dumbass March 10, 2020

Leave it to Missouri to do something super stupid when it comes to the Corona Virus.  A St. Louis woman was diagnosed with the virus after returning from Italy.  Health officials told her and her entire family to self quarantine at home.  Instead, her father took his other daughter to …

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Daily Dumbass March 9, 2020

A dumpster fire customer at a restaurant in Michigan. A 33-year-old woman named Brittani went through a Taco Bell drive through around 2AM…and the employees got her order wrong.  So Brittani went totally aggro, took out her purple handgun…and fired a shot into the building – because, you know – …

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Daily Dumbass March 6, 2020

You know how it takes a village to raise a kid? Well here’s one villager you DON’T want helping.  Police in England pulled over an 11-year-old kid who was driving.  The adult family member who was with him told the cops they were letting the kid drive to get him …

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Daily Dumbass March 5, 2020

There’s lots of different places you can hide from the cops….but don’t try this one.  A 26-year-old woman named Jess in Minnesota was banned from a trailer park, but police were called the other day because Jess showed up there anyway.  She decided to hide inside a gun safe…and was …

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Daily Dumbass March 4, 2020

Something super sketchy happened at an IHop in Florida….and just as surprising – water is wet.  Police in Clearwater got a call around 3 in the morning about a 24-year-old guy named Allan, who was going around to all the tables in IHop and offering to show people his junk.  …

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Daily Dumbass March 3, 2020

A dine and dash gone wrong in South Carolina.  Three women and a man went to a restaurant to eat and their bill was almost $80.  They only put $25 on the table and then took off.  But it turns out they left something else behind…one of the women left …

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