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Daily Dumbass March 2, 2020

Today’s dumbass might hold the crown for “refusing to learn his lesson”.  A 24-year-old guy in Minnesota got pulled over for doing 92 miles an hour in a 60…and he got a ticket.  A few minutes later, he got pulled over by a different cop for doing 115 miles an …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 28, 2020

The state of Florida provides us with another epic – and super creepy, dumbass.  A 23-year-old hospital worker in Fort Myers named Frantz works as a “sitter”…basically he sits in peoples’ rooms and keeps them company….or at least that’s what Frantz USED to do.  He lost his job since he …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 27, 2020

Some people just want to complain, even it there’s nothing to bitch about.  A 44-year-old guy named Johnny in Tennessee went to a McDonald’s and asked for a cup of water. The cashier told him it’s usually 32 cents to cover the cost of the cup, but their system was …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 25, 2020

Double the drunk driving fun for a dumbass duo today.  The employees at a McDonald’s in Troy, Michigan, called 911 around 3AM recently.  Their drive thru lane wasn’t moving because not one – but TWO – drivers had fallen asleep in their cars.  When the cops arrived, they found both …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 24, 2020

I’ve never thought about eating Oreos warm, but they probably taste pretty good that way.  Just don’t do it like today’s dumbass.  Someone in Florida set their motor home on fire by microwaving an entire package of Oreos.  Yes, the wrapper, the plastic….everything.  The small amount of metal in the …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 21, 2020

If only every drunk driver made it THIS easy for cops.  A 63-year-old guy named Juan was driving drunk in Kissimmee, Florida, when he got behind a cop car and flashed his headlights.  The cop pulled over and Juan asked him for directions.  The officer noticed Juan was wobbling and …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 20, 2020

I’ve seen plenty of strange things on planes, but today’s dumbass takes the dumpster fire cake.  A 44-year-old guy named Matthew was on a flight from London to Iceland.  He was drinking gin straight out of the bottle and got super drunk.  He started hitting on a female passenger, and …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 19, 2020

Florida strikes again with an epic wanna be shoplifter.  A 28-year-old guy named Stefan tried to shoplift ribeye steaks from a grocery store by shoving them down his pants.  A manager grabbed him, but Stefan wound up wriggling out of his clothes to escape.  So he ran away nekked, and …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 18, 2020

Here’s one hell of a ridiculous lawsuit for today’s dumbass.  A drunk 16-year-old girl named Samaria was driven home by a cop in New Mexico, and while the officer was talking to her mother – Samaria stole the cop car.  She crashed it and wound up in the hospital.  Now …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 17, 2020

If you didn’t have a date for Valentine’s Day, today’s dumbass will probably make you feel better.  A woman named Shelby matched with a guy named Christopher on a dating app.  He lived about 30 miles away and asked her to pick him up from his parent’s house (red flag …

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