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Daily Dumbass May 10, 2020

As far as I know, we haven’t had a wine shortage during the pandemic, so I’m not sure why today’s dumbass went to this extreme.  A guy named Gabriel in California saw a tanker truck filled with bulk red wine. So he hopped onto the side of the moving truck, …

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Daily Dumbass May 7, 2020

One really bad throw can ruin your whole year. Police in Port St. Lucie, Florida, pulled over a 61-year-old guy named Derry because his license plate wasn’t visible.  As they approached his car, Derry tried to get rid of his crack pipe by throwing it out the passenger side window.  …

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Daily Dumbass May 6, 2020

Here’s an extreme stalking story for today’s dumbass.  A 27-year-old woman named Ashley in Pennsylvania got arrested last year and apparently fell insanely in love with the arresting officer.  She started sending him messages on social media, messages to the police station and called 911 multiple times to try and …

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Daily Dumbass May 5, 2020

Talk about making a bad situation worse.  A 20-year-old guy named Benjamin in Minnesota got his Nissan Altima impounded and couldn’t get it back til he paid the $300 towing bill. So when they were closed, he went to the shop it was being stored to get it back….which required …

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Daily Dumbass May 4, 2020

Masks can’t protect you from everything…especially from being recognized by your co-worker.  A woman in New Mexico robbed a Subway where she WORKED and she wore a mask, but her coworkers recognized her voice.  When the cops caught her, she told her she did it “to teach her coworkers a …

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Daily Dumbass May 1, 2020

The first dumbass of the month is pretty epic. A 34-year-old guy named David in Colorado needed to deposit some cash, so he went to his bank drive-thru.  When the teller opened the air-powered tube, she didn’t just find money…she also found 2 bags of cocaine David had accidentally included.  …

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Daily Dumbass April 30, 2020

The last dumbass of the month shows us how boredom can create some poor decisions.  A cop in New York was chasing a suspect on foot and dropped his keys to his patrol car in the process.  A 28-year-old woman named Kassie found the keys and thought it would be …

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Daily Dumbass April 29, 2020

Social distancing gone wrong for today’s dumbass.  A woman in D.C. was so scared of getting the virus, she pepper sprayed a group of people who tried to board the elevator she was on.  Good Lort woman, get ahold of yourself.  Cause if you’re really afraid of the Rona, the …

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Daily Dumbass April 28, 2020

Here’s how NOT to get out of work.  A 36-year-old construction worker in Florida named Richard didn’t want to work last Thursday.  But instead of calling in sick, he called in a BOMB THREAT.  About 20 people had to be evacuated, and cops discovered Richard was the culprit when they …

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Daily Dumbass April 27, 2020

It’s hard to imagine a good excuse for getting into a high speed police chase…but this is an especially BAD one.  Police in Indiana tried to pull over a 25-year-old guy named Musab when they spotted him going 120 miles per hour in his Ford Mustang. But Musab kept going…and …

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