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Daily Dumbass June 16, 2021

We all know people who are terrible liars, but today’s dumbass should NEVER play poker.  A 34-year-old guy named John showed up at a hospital in New York with a gunshot wound to his hand.  At first, he said the shooting happened in New York….then he said it actually happened …

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Daily Dumbass June 15, 2021

Today’s dumbass shows us that hiring a hitman has its challenges.  A woman in Pennsylvania named Claudia met up with a guy and agreed to pay him $4000 to kill her husband. Claudia didn’t have the 4K up front, so she asked if she could pay in installments of $100 …

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Daily Dumbass June 14, 2021

You’re not gonna buy today’s dumbass’ excuse….and neither did the cops.  A 20-year-old named Damien in Ohio got pulled over when he didn’t use a turn signal.  The officer smelled marijuana, so they searched Damien and his car.  During the search, they found a bag of cocaine in his sock.  …

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Daily Dumbass June 11, 2021

If you think you’ve dealt with clueless customers before, wait til you hear this.  A Disney employee was recently asked to share the dumbest question she ever got from a guest.  Disney has a “magical express service” where they automatically check your luggage into your room. Well, one guest wanted …

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Daily Dumbass June 10, 2021

Are you a competitive mini golfer? You can’t be this extreme.  A 23-year-old guy named N’Gai was mini golfing with two friends in Maryland last weekend, and they got into a fight on the course. The fight ended with N’Gai pulling out a knife and stabbing BOTH of his friends. …

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Daily Dumbass June 9, 2021

People in Florida have a hard time leaving jail without getting in trouble…this is the second time in a few months that this has happened.  A 34-year-old man named Casey bonded out of jail in Fort Pierce after he was busted shoplifting at Wal-Mart.  He got arrested again 15 minutes …

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Daily Dumbass June 8, 2021

Here’s an example of what you should never ask a cop to do.  A 20-year-old woman in Utah named Francesca got busted for underage drinking…she had apparently been chugging mouthwash to get drunk. After the cops cuffed her, she asked them to pack her a bowl to smoke before she …

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Daily Dumbass June 7, 2021

You’ve probably had a not great experience buying a car before, but today’s dumbass takes it to another level.  A man named Daniel works as a car salesman at a dealership in Chattanooga and last month he sold a guy a truck…then, a few weeks later, that guy brought the …

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Daily Dumbass June 4, 2021

You know those Doublemint ads where twins dressed alike and did everything the same? Well, today’s dumbass duo is the trash version of that.  A 28-year-old woman in British Columbia, got busted for drunk driving during a DUI checkpoint and failed a breathalyzer.  So the cops told her to call …

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Daily Dumbass June 3, 2021

If you didn’t catch this story on The Morning Shag’s Facebook page, you don’t want to miss the extreme wrongness of it. Police were called to a car dealership in Minnesota where they found a 35-year-old woman named Jennifer who was nekked, on meth, and pleasuring herself in the backseat …

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