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Daily Dumbass March 19, 2021

This is the kind of thing that can happen when you’re cooped up too long with a roommate – thanks Rona.  A woman named Cassandra in Washington state got into it with one of her roommates.  Out of a scene from Braveheart, Cassandra attacked her roomie with a frying pan, …

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Daily Dumbass March 18, 2021

Netflix has announced they’re going to start cracking down on password sharing, and it’s already causing family feuds.  A 50-year-old man in St. Louis got into an argument with his nephew when he caught him trying to steal his Netflix password while he was asleep.  The uncle would NOT give …

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Daily Dumbass March 17, 2021

Today’s dumbass is from Florida…and what he did was shocking, even for Florida.  Police got a call in Oldsmar, Florida, about a suspicious guy hanging around a townhouse.  When they got there, they found a 47-year-old named Eric lying on his back, Porky Piggin’ it with no pants or draws …

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Daily Dumbass March 16, 2021

Here’s one from the “nice try” department. There’s a 56-year-old guy named Glenn in Pennsylvania who’s been the treasurer for his church for the past 12 years.  The church’s utilities got shut off due to non payment, and when the other church board members looked into the finances, they found …

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Daily Dumbass March 15, 2021

More fun with Floridian stoners for today’s dumbass.  A 40-year-old guy named Domecio almost crashed into a gas pump at a Circle K in Naples, and someone called the cops.  He couldn’t get his story straight when being questioned…first he claimed his car wouldn’t start…then said he didn’t have the …

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Daily Dumbass March 12, 2021

Have you ever been THIS drunk?  I hope not.  A 29-year-old woman in Pennsylvania named Skyler went through the McDonald’s drive thru…not once, but several times in a row.  Eventually the employees called police and Skyler failed a sobriety test…turns out she kept coming back to the drive thru because …

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Daily Dumbass March 11, 2021

We’ve all had cabin fever at some point over the last year, but sometimes you need to have enough common sense to stay home.  A 36-year-old guy named Clint in England was serving 17 years for robbery and gun charges, but back in November – he escaped.  Earlier this year, …

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Daily Dumbass March 10, 2021

It’s hard to imagine anyone being THIS bad at being a burglar.  A 30-year-old named James in Michigan broke into a house.  He used his own debit card to force open the lock…and then, he accidentally left it behind.  And since it had his name right on the front, cops …

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Daily Dumbass March 9, 2021

Today gives us a dumbass trifecta in Wisconsin.  In the middle of the night last weekend, a guy named Kraig was driving drunk on the highway and drifted into the other lane and crashed head-on into a guy named Christopher.  A few minutes later, a guy named Herbert crashed into …

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Daily Dumbass March 8, 2021

This is why you can’t have nice things in Florida.  A 21-year-old nekked guy in Fort Myers, knocked on a woman’s door the other day…she asked if he needed help, he said no and left.  Then she looks out her window to see him jumping on her kid’s trampoline – …

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