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Daily Dumbass Feb. 18, 2020

Here’s one hell of a ridiculous lawsuit for today’s dumbass.  A drunk 16-year-old girl named Samaria was driven home by a cop in New Mexico, and while the officer was talking to her mother – Samaria stole the cop car.  She crashed it and wound up in the hospital.  Now …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 17, 2020

If you didn’t have a date for Valentine’s Day, today’s dumbass will probably make you feel better.  A woman named Shelby matched with a guy named Christopher on a dating app.  He lived about 30 miles away and asked her to pick him up from his parent’s house (red flag …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 14, 2020

It’s been 2 years since our Valentine’s Day dumbass reared her crazy head, and now she’s back in the news.  32-year-old Shannen was busted for shoplifting in Texas on V Day in 2018.  She then intentionally pooped in the back of the cop car…so she’d have a place to hide …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 13, 2020

You’ve heard the phrase “go big or go home”.  Well, that’s not always a good thing.  A new employee at a gas station in Jersey stole more than $17,000 worth of stuff on his FIRST shift.  Oh, and he also stole his employment folder, so no one knows his last …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 12, 2020

It’s a warrant whodunit from Texas.  A 28-year-old woman named Shareeka was pulled over and since she had an outstanding warrant, she lied to the cops and told them her name was Porshala.  Turns out, Porshala ALSO had a warrant out for her.  On the drive to jail, Shareeka admitted …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 11, 2020

It is happening…the hipster drinking wars have started.  A guy was staying at an Airbnb in New York that happened to be across the street from a popular craft brewery that had a line outside of people waiting to get in.  Well apparently the guy was NOT a craft beer …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 10, 2020

So what are some things a grown ass man shouldn’t do?  Here’s one example:  A 32-year-old man in Utah wanted a $200 skateboard, but his mom wouldn’t buy it for him….so he put on a ski mask and robbed the place to get the skateboard.  He’s now facing a felony …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 7, 2020

If you’re going to do something extremely petty to get out of paying spousal and child support, make sure you have proof that you’re a dumbass.  A 55-year-old named Bruce in Canada was in court recently and claimed he’d sold some properties for about a million dollars, then he withdrew …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 6, 2020

How many illegal activities can one person do at once?  A 29-year-old guy in Oregon named Jordan went to a drug house armed with a fake search warrant and a fake badge, and demanded to search the place.  While he was there, he “seized” a bunch of heroin and meth. …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 5, 2020

Thanks to Florida for continuing to provide me with excellent daily dumbass material.  Two idiots named Ian and Josh got pulled over for speeding near Pensacola.  Josh had an active warrant, so cops searched their car.  They found two bags that immediately made them suspicious since each bag had printing …

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