Daily Dumbass

  • Daily Dumbass

Daily Dumbass Sept. 25, 2019

Back to the great state of Florida where a never-ending wheel of dumbasses keep popping up.  A 32-year-old named Courtney went into a surf shop and stole a pair of flip flops and a t-shirt. She might have gotten away with it if she hadn’t done this next…she hopped on …

Read More »

Daily Dumbass Sept. 24, 2019

This might be the most bizarre reason of all time for someone to WANT to go to prison.  A 25-year-old man in France had recently gotten out of prison, but was busted earlier this month for a string of burglaries after cops found his DNA from saliva at the crime …

Read More »

Daily Dumbass Sept. 23, 2019

I know finding a babysitter isn’t always easy, but DAMN.  A 23-year-old stripper named Manouchika in Florida, had a shift the other night.  She couldn’t find a sitter for her 3-year-old, so she brought her with her to the strip club, and left her in the car with the windows …

Read More »

Daily Dumbass Sept. 20, 2019

THIS is why kids today shouldn’t be writing letters…they have no idea what to do with them.  A 19-year-old named Ariauna in Nebraska and her boyfriend broke up, so she decided to take all the love letters he’d written her and set them on fire.  She took a nap afterwards, …

Read More »

Daily Dumbass Sept. 19, 2019

We all had that friend in high school with an insanely loud speaker system in their car…apparently even Amish people have that friend. Cops in Ohio pulled over a horse-and-buggy the other night and it had a massive sub woofer system built into it.  The people inside the buggy ran …

Read More »

Daily Dumbass Sept. 18, 2019

Some people will have sex when and wherever they want….even when it’s completely inappropriate – and of course, this happened in Florida.  A dating couple in their 30’s were arrested for biking drunk and cops put both of them in the back of a police car with handcuffs on.  While …

Read More »

Daily Dumbass Sept. 17, 2019

Talk about your sense of entitlement.  There’s a 37-year-old woman named Carla in England who wants to get a butt lift because, quote, “She needs it for her mental health”.  She went to the government to get them to pay for it, but they refused…mainly because she already scammed them …

Read More »

Daily Dumbass Sept. 16, 2019

Apparently, breaking into a house wasn’t ambitious enough for today’s dumbass.  Instead, a 22-year-old named Allan in Syracuse, crashed his car on a country road, and then broke into a nearby house.  He then made a BOOTY call and invited a woman to come to the house to help him …

Read More »

Daily Dumbass Sept. 13, 2019

Here’s one of the strangest revenge stories I’ve ever heard.  There’s a famous 200-year-old tree called “The Door Tree” in Connecticut that’s been featured on Ripley’s Believe It Or Not.  Well, a 63-year-old grown ass man named Curtis took a chainsaw and cut it down.  Why? Because his brother loved …

Read More »

Daily Dumbass Sept. 12, 2019

Police in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, got a call about a man walkin’ nekked down the street.  They found a 42-year-old named David …and yep, he was nekked – beans and frank on full display.  His reason? He said it was because he owed his drug dealer $350, and when …

Read More »