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Daily Dumbass Nov. 7, 2018

A 19-year-old in Texas named David has a lot to learn about developing his work ethic.  He was sent home from his job at McDonald’s for being late, so he went to a different McDonald’s about 5 miles away and robbed the place. Police caught him the next day and …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 6, 2018

What’s lamer than wearing your Halloween costume after Halloween?  Wearing parts from TWO costumes after Halloween and then committing a crime in them.  A 30-year-old woman named Colleen went to a convenience store in Houston wearing a big, furry, oversized dog head….and a pair of wings.  She got away with …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 5, 2018

Oh boy…a classic case of “do as I say, not as I do.”  An elementary school assistant principle in Louisiana drove to school drunk on the Monday of Alcohol Awareness Week. Cops gave her a breathalyzer in the school parking lot and her blood-alcohol level was almost three times the …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 2, 2018

Sometimes inventions come along that have no place in this world.  Today’s dumbass award goes to a company called Thinx.  That’s because they’ve gone to ridiculous lengths to incorporate pumpkin spice in a new product.  They have a new line of pee-proof underwear that is now available in pumpkin spice.  …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 1, 2018

Did you know you can buy crack on credit?  Yep, but apparently it can just cause more problems.  A 62-year-old man named Kenneth called police in Evansville, Indiana to file a complaint against his crack dealers. Kenneth says the married couple who sell him crack are now threatening him because …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 31, 2018

Virginia isn’t just for lovers – it’s for dumbasses too!  A guy in Virginia named Manuel was recently arrested for stealing from a shoe store…but get this – he stole seven right-foot Nike Air Jordans. No shoes for left feet….so, that’s awkward.  And did I mention what Manuel was wearing …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 30, 2018

If you’re super scared of a certain type of critter, maybe there shouldn’t be any kind of torch around the house.  A man in Fresno was house-sitting for his parents when he saw what he thought was a black widow spider, so he used a blowtorch to kill it and …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 29, 2018

Remember how Oreo started making the ‘thin’ version?  Well now Hershey’s is going to start selling a new “diet” Reeses Peanut Butter Cup that is 40% thinner. That’s 40% less chocolate and peanut butter.  Hey guys – these shenanigans change the taste!  Here’s an idea: if you want to ‘diet’, …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 26, 2018

I can’t believe that between 6 people, none of them could come up with a better plan than this:  Six guys went into an e-cigarette shop in Belgium to rob the place.  The owner told them he didn’t have any money, but if they came back at the end of …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 25, 2018

Halloween brings out the crazies, and today’s dumbass is no exception.  A drunk guy got into a fight with another dude at a witchcraft store last weekend, and was arrested for assault after he hit him over the head with a witch’s cauldron.  Oh, and did I mention this happened …

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