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Daily Dumbass Oct. 9, 2019

Today’s dumbass managed to pull a fast one for a long time….but the jig is up.  A 47-year-old named Ronald got fired from cleaning subways in New York four years ago.  But apparently, no one told payroll and Ronald kept showing up on payday to collect his paychecks…to the tune …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 8, 2019

Technology foils yet another dumbass.  A guy broke into a garage in Canada last week, and left behind his cell phone – which had a picture of his FACE as the wallpaper.  The people he robbed posted his photo on Facebook….a bunch of people recognized him…and the cops arrested him …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 7, 2019

Today’s dumbass shows us how hiding secrets can lead to desperate measures. A guy named Anthony in Memphis called the cops to report he’d been sitting in his car when two guys forced him out and carjacked him. Cops ran his plates and found out Anthony’s car had actually been …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 4, 2019

Another entry from the “Why would you steal THAT” Department. A burglar broke into a single woman’s house in North Carolina last week, and according to the police report, the stole some jewelry, money…and the woman’s “12 inch electric adult toy.”  I mean, c’mon!  It’s bad enough you take her …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 3, 2019

A crazy hooker for today’s dumbass…and I mean, literally.  A prostitute in Louisiana called the cops after a customer refused to let her leave…because he wanted a refund because according to her John, she didn’t provide, quote, “services.” Either way, they both ended up getting arrested on prostitution charges.  You …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 2, 2019

With homecoming and Halloween coming up, it’s time for some good old fashioned pranks…unless you live in La Farge, Wisconsin.  Police there have posted guidelines on Facebook for anyone who’s planning to toilet paper a house.  They say you have to ask for permission from the people in the house …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 1, 2019

This might be the best excuse for speeding I’ve ever heard.  A guy was pulled over in England and told the cops it was because the other people in his car kept farting and he wanted to get where they were going as fast as possible.  I mean, can you …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 30, 2019

Going all the way to Spain for today’s dumbass…an entry from the “Nice Try” Department.  Police in Madrid pulled over a 34-year-old man and happened to notice he had a TON (like over 1100) marijuana plants in his van.  And the guy’s excuse was…they weren’t marijuana, they were, quote, “peppermint.” …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 26, 2019

There comes a point in every criminal’s life when denial just won’t work.  An inmate in Nashville named Kenneth was being strip searched after guards accused him of hiding contraband.  He kept telling them he wasn’t hiding anything, and stuck to his story…even after they saw a plastic bag of …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 25, 2019

Back to the great state of Florida where a never-ending wheel of dumbasses keep popping up.  A 32-year-old named Courtney went into a surf shop and stole a pair of flip flops and a t-shirt. She might have gotten away with it if she hadn’t done this next…she hopped on …

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