Daily Dumbass

Today’s dumbass is from Arkansas and he’s done lost his complete mind.  This guy’s name is Roger and he’s a 49-year-old grown ass man.  He stole a box of bagel bits from a Dollar Tree, and the manager chased him outside.  Then Roger assaulted the manager by hitting him in …

Who says you can’t have fun AFTER you’ve been arrested? A 28-year-old woman named Kathryn in Kentucky was arrested Friday and put in the back of a cop car in handcuffs.  And somehow, she manged to still retrieve a baggie of drugs from her lady parts….snort them…then hid them again …

Talk about your lame excuses.  A 30-year-old named Christopher stole around $1500 from an Arby’s in Floriday recently, then ran and hid in a McDonald’s bathroom.  Oh, and did I  mention it was the women’s bathroom? When cops found him, Christopher said he stole the money because it was “calling …

Today’s dumbass might be guilty of doing some method acting.  A guy in Oregon went into a convenience store, opened a pack of cookies, started eating them, then left without paying.  Here’s the brilliant part:  He was wearing a cookie monster T-Shirt at the time.  Authorities tweeted a surveillance shot …

Today’s dumbass shows us where NOT to crash your car when you’re driving under the influence.  A 19-year-old woman in California was driving drunk in Irvine around 3 o’clock in the morning and crashed her Range Rover into the gates outside of a building.  What building was it? Wait for …

The first dumbass of the month does NOT disappoint.  Police in Pennsylvania were hunting for a woman who went to a Walmart and PEED on top of the potatoes. After the story hit the news, the woman – a 20-year-old named Grace – turned herself in.  So why’d she do …

This is just one of those “oh wow” stories.  A guy in South Dakota named Brody was arrested last month for stealing $500 worth of adult toys from a couple’s house…over the course of several years.  The couple finally set up security cameras, and caught Brody in the act.  So…not …

Here’s what NOT to do when you’re goin’ through a drive thru at 1:30 in the morning.  A 23-year-old named Elianna in Oregon was hittin’ up a Taco Bell while drunk the other night, and for some reason – she whipped out a bottle of Hennessy and poured it into …

Back to the great state of Florida today for another daily dumbass.  A 21-year-old guy named Kelix broke into a house, stole a scooter, a skateboard and a weed eater – and even got into a brief fight with the guy who lived there.  When cops arrived, Kelix was gone, …

Grand gestures are not always the key to winning someone over in the romance department.  For example, a 65-year-old guy in Serbia met a flight attendant and asked her on a date.  She turned him down…so…he called in a BOMB threat on the next flight she was working on. Everyone …