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Daily Dumbass July 25, 2019

If you won a big lottery jackpot, what’s the first thing you’d buy? Hopefully not this….A 59-year-old woman named Migdalia in Deltona, Florida, won a $20,000 scratch-off ticket.  She took her son with her to claim the money, then a few hours later, they BOTH got arrested for drugs. Cops …

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Daily Dumbass July 24, 2019

Poor parenting decisions galore in Indiana for today’s dumbass.  A 27-year-old woman named Jennifer had a meeting with the Dept. of Child Services after she signed her newborn baby out of the hospital against medical advice. While she was in the meeting, someone spotted her other child inside her car …

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Daily Dumbass July 23, 2019

A new and even more embarrassing way to get charged for drunk driving.  A 25-year-old woman named Megan in South Carolina got pulled over for driving drunk recently…..but the kicker is that she was driving a power wheels toy truck. I mean, how embarrassing…if it were me, I would at …

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Daily Dumbass July 22, 2019

Another call from a strip club in Florida…this time to report a guy passed out in the parking lot.  When they got there, they found a 48-year-old man named Michael face down and his fiancee rubbing his back.  She told Michael “Be calm, please don’t fight them.”  So of course …

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Daily Dumbass July 19, 2019

Being politically correct just got more stupid.  The city of Berkeley, California, is known for being progressive, but I think it has gone off the deep end.  Berkeley has decided to ban gendered words from its city codes, so now ‘manholes’ will be called ‘maintenance holes’ and ‘manpower’ will be …

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Daily Dumbass July 18, 2019

It’s Amish Gone Wild for the dumbass today.  A 21-year-old Amish guy named Jacob in Pennsylvania, stole his neighbor’s car last weekend….and since he has NO experience driving…he crashed it…and even though the airbags had deployed and the car was all jacked up, he kept driving…straight to a bar. Police …

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Daily Dumbass July 17, 2019

As you know, these annoying gender reveal parties have become a thing lately.  And sometimes, the ‘reveal’ stunt can get out of hand.  A 30-year-old named Samual in Australia was doing a gender reveal where he’d do burnouts in his car….and the exhaust would either be pink or blue. Before …

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Daily Dumbass July 16, 2019

It’s Back To The Future, the drunk edition, for today’s dumbass.  A 42-year-old named Jason in Pennsylvania was arrested after he got high on something and tried to convince a group of strangers that he was from the future….and what year did he say he was from?  2019. Apparently he …

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Daily Dumbass July 15, 2019

We’ve all gotten frustrated at the DMV, but not this bad…AND this happened right here in Missouri.  A 34-year-old woman named Vanessa went into the DMV in Parkville, MO, and got so pissed off about having to wait that she pulled out a GUN and fired two shots.  Fortunately the …

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Daily Dumbass July 12, 2019

There’s a fine line between being a great mom and doing something fun for the kids…..and then, there’s flat out dumbasses like this.  A 49-year-old named Jennifer in Illinois was arrested this week after she had her two daughters ride on top of her car inside an inflatable pool. I …

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