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Daily Dumbass July 11, 2019

Today’s dumbass is the most hilarious story to come out of Missouri in a LONG time, so if you didn’t hear about it from The Morning Shag – check this out:  The sheriff’s department in Liberty, Missouri, was hunting for a suspect who had a felony warrant for drugs. They …

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Daily Dumbass July 10, 2019

Here’s why you shouldn’t bring a gun to a road rage fight.  A woman named Erica in Alabama was with her husband when they got into a road rage incident.  Both drivers wound up pulling over to keep the fight going, which is when Erica pulled out a gun to …

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Daily Dumbass July 9, 2019

An unbelievable robbery story out of Salina, Kansas for today’s dumbass.  A guy woke up around 5AM when he heard some noises in his basement.  He found a burglar in his house…and the thief was trapped.  Apparently this dumbass had broken into his house and then strapped himself onto an …

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Daily Dumbass July 8, 2019

Another classic dumbass from the great state of Florida.  A 19-year-old named Nicholas got pulled over for a broken tail light. While the cop was walking up to his car, he drove off.  About an hour later, Nicholas couldn’t stop himself from being a moron and called 911 to BRAG …

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Daily Dumbass July 5, 2019

Today’s dumbass makes sure he can steal cash AND a free meal.  A 34-year-old named Patrick broke into a Wendy’s in Florida recently.  Before he grabbed the safe, he turned on the grill and cooked himself a burger.  He got caught and was arrested for theft and apparently, this isn’t …

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Daily Dumbass July 3, 2019

A fascinating string of decision making in Washington state for today’s dumbass.  A 26-year-old man broke into the sheriff’s office by shattering a glass window.  Why? Because he wanted to go to jail because otherwise he felt like he was going to “kill his roommate.”  But he also knew the …

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Daily Dumbass July 2, 2019

Another example of twisted logic at Wal-Mart.  A woman went into a Wal-Mart in Texas last week, picked up a cake at the bakery, and ate half of it as she walked around the store.  When she got to the register, she refused to pay more than half price for …

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Daily Dumbass July 1, 2019

You’ve heard about idiots who go to the cops when they’ve been sold fake drugs…well today’s dumbass is probably even worse.  A woman in Spain went to the cops to file a complaint. She had paid her daughter’s boyfriend $8,000 to kill HER boyfriend and she planned on selling his …

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Daily Dumbass June 28, 2019

A repeat offender for the dumbass today.  Back in February, I gave a guy named Mark in Marion, Indiana, the dumbass award because he accidentally shot himself in the junk…with an unlicensed handgun, which he was arrested for.  Well, Mark has been busy since then.  In four short months, he’s …

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Daily Dumbass June 27, 2019

And we’re back to Florida for an epic court hearing.  A 33-year-old named Dorleans was on trial for burglary in Miami.  He lost his crap – literally – and started throwing his own poop at the judge.  Then, Dorleans ate some of the poop himself and yelled, “It’s protein! It’s …

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