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Daily Dumbass Feb. 4, 2020

Instead of road rage, here’s a case of ATM rage.  A 57-year-old man named Guy in Montana got his hands on a stolen debit card…so he headed straight to an ATM to try to take out some cash.  But the ATM ate his card since he didn’t know the PIN.  …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 3, 2020

Here’s a massive robbery failure for the first dumbass of February.  A 42-year-old named Shawn in Indiana pulled out a knife and tried to rob a convenience store the other day.  And the employees immediately recognized Shawn because his BROTHER was the cashier.  Even worse – the brother and another …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 31, 2020

Talk about being hard up for a date.  A 47-year-old named Benjamin in Wisconsin called the police station’s non-emergency line four times in 37 minutes….to hit on the dispatchers. He wasn’t picky either – he hit on both male and female dispatchers.  Officers went to his apartment and found Benjamin …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 30,, 2020

Today’s dumbass will leave you scratching your head because – how does this even happen?  Cops in Birmingham, England, got a call after someone say a guy “acting suspiciously” inside of a Ford Focus.  Turns out the guy had stolen the car and then had somehow gotten trapped inside of …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 29, 2020

More abuse of the 911 system…and again, it happened in Florida – because, why wouldn’t it?  A 69-year-old woman named Sylvia was drunk last week and repeatedly called and texted 911….to ask them how to get a divorce from her husband. Officers finally had to go to her house because …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 28, 2020

I wonder if today’s dumbass wound up on this path BECAUSE of his name.  A 29-year-old guy in Florida whose real name is Walter White….yep, just like the character on Breaking Bad, was arrested last year on felony meth charges. Walter was just arrested again for violating his probation. On …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 27, 2020

Here’s how icy weather conditions can be an occupational hazard for anyone, including thieves.  A man and woman broke into an apartment in Nebraska and as the guy was stealing the TV…he slipped on some ice and broke his leg.  Police tracked him down at the hospital, and the break …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 24, 2020

Some people are too embarrassed to buy what they want from an adult store, so they just steal it instead.  A 23-year-old guy named Jaquan went into an adult store in Houston and stole a ton of lingerie, lube, beads, and a penis pump called the “fireman pump”….over $1,000 worth …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 23, 2020

If you think a bumper sticker can mask your stupidity, think again.  There’s a 56-year-old guy named Sergio in Largo, Florida, and he has a bumper sticker that says, “Don’t Drink And Drive.”  You probably already see where this is going.  The other night, he was driving his truck and …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 22, 2020

A moron in Cali makes it easy for the cops to do their job. A thief near San Diego grabbed $80,000 in gold necklaces from a jewelry store and ran out of the store.  But cops know who he is because his FANNY PACK got snagged on the door…and fell …

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