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Daily Dumbass March 5, 2021

Here’s one of  the worst drunk driver stories of all time.  Cops got a call about a drunk driver near Carson City, Nevada.  When they found him…he was doing 100 miles per hour with his airbags already deployed.  They tried to pull him over, but he wouldn’t stop…and the chase …

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Daily Dumbass March 4, 2021

Another example of calling the cops on someone else while you’re also doing something illegal.  A 42-year-old named John in Phoenix called police to report a break-in at his apartment.  When cops arrived, they didn’t find any signs of a break-in, but they did find John’s HUGE stash of drugs …

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Daily Dumbass March 3, 2021

Here’s another entry from the lame excuse file. A 21-year-old guy named Richard was pulled over on the highway near Vero Beach, Florida, when he was doing over 120 miles an hour in his Volkswagen.  He almost hit other cars and didn’t pull over right away when cops got behind …

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Daily Dumbass March 2, 2021

I tell ya, the pandemic has made some people really lazy at their jobs – even bank robbers.  A guy ironically named Angel tried to rob a bank in South Carolina…but putting a note in the TUBE at the drive thru. His note told the teller to put all the …

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Daily Dumbass March 1, 2021

The first dumbass of March is pretty epic, and hails from our whacky neighbors to the north. Police in Ontario, Canada, got a call recently about a drunk driver.  Turns out the call came from…the drunk driver himself.  He told the dispatcher that he was driving drunk, and when the …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 26, 2021

When you give a bogus excuse to get out of work, I hope you’re better at it than today’s dumbass.  A woman in Scotland texted her boss that she couldn’t make it to work because of the snow, when she was actually at a party.  And then, just a few …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 25, 2021

Anther brilliant example of contacting the cops while you’re doing something illegal.  Two guys in Pennsylvania had a run-in with police and drove to their local police station later that night to lodge a complaint.  When they got there, the officers realized they were both DRUNK.  Both of them were …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 24, 2021

If you hate your job enough that you’d go this far to miss it for one day…you’re way past the point of needing to quit – and you definitely should check out Mid Mo Hires.com. A 19-year-old named Brandon in Arizona told police he’d been kidnapped by two masked men …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 23, 2021

More silly fun and adventure in Florida…this time in a Wal-Mart parking lot.  A 26-year-old guy named Kyle was sitting in his car with the windows open, pleasuring himself.  A woman saw him and called the cops.  Kyle admitted what he was doing and his excuses were: He didn’t know …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 22, 2021

Apparently being locked up is better than being locked in.  A guy in the UK was wanted by police and he turned himself in last week.  He told authorities he’d rather go back to prison and get some peace and quiet than have to spend more time locked down with …

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