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Daily Dumbass June 2, 2021

If you’re going to pull a “Mission Impossible” stunt for a robbery, at least steal something worth the risk.  A guy named Kensuke in Tokyo broke into a trading card store on the top floor of a 6 story building.  He climbed on the roof, dropped a piece of rope …

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Daily Dumbass June 1, 2021

The first dumbass of the month has a strange way of fixing a problem.  A 29-year-old man named Jordan in Utah set fire to his own mobile home so his girlfriend couldn’t move in with him. He admitted to firefighters he had caused the fire himself because things hadn’t been …

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Daily Dumbass May 28, 2021

If you missed this story on The Morning Shag, you gotta hear it now.  A 53-year-old man named Lee in Sioux City, Iowa, asked his neighbors to mow his lawn for him. When they hadn’t mowed by the next day, Lee took gas out of his own lawn mower and …

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Daily Dumbass May 27, 2021

Here’s how to ruin your free money scam.  A guy named Anthony in New York started claiming disability back in 2013 saying he fell at work and was unable to put shoes on, walk for 15 minutes or even sit for half an hour. Then Anthony got into bodybuilding and …

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Daily Dumbass May 26, 2021

Another moron who doesn’t have sense to visit a zoo.  A woman in Texas named Lucy went to the zoo last weekend, climbed into a spider monkey enclosure, and fed them Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. The woman wasn’t hurt but the zookeeper says the monkeys will probably suffer from bowel disruptions. …

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Daily Dumbass May 25, 2021

Don’t try to follow the logic on this one…there’s none to be found.  A 32-year-old guy named Jordan was drinking with a friend in Nebraska…and the friend somehow injured himself.  Jordan decided to take him to the hospital…in a stolen front loader, with his friend in the bucket. It took …

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Daily Dumbass May 24, 2021

A DUI this messy HAS to be in Florida.  Police in Lakeland, Florida, found a man named Marti asleep behind the wheel of his pickup…and he was in fine form.  He had white powder on his nose, there was a strong smell of whiskey on his breath, and when the …

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Daily Dumbass May 21, 2021

A crazy woman driver in Kansas for today’s dumbass.  A woman in Overland Park was pulled over on the highway going 149-miles-per-hour.  (That’s more than twice the speed limit).  And her genius excuse? She said she thought she was only going 128 miles per hour.  Oh, OK – in that …

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Daily Dumbass May 20, 2021

Today’s dumbass may be even higher on the crazy scale than is normal in Florida. This 24-year-old guy named Dameion broke into a house and woke up the owner while he was stealing stuff.  Dameion was armed with a samurai sword…and he made the home owner put all his valuables …

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Daily Dumbass May 19, 2021

I hope you make a better choice for a designated driver than today’s dumbass.  A 40-year-old woman named Melanie in Florida was driving drunk after she went to a bar with friends.  She ended up crashing into THREE parked cars and after the third one, her own car caught fire. …

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