Daily Dumbass

An act of rage puts an Oklahoma woman in jail AND on the dumbass list.  This 59-year-old woman named Annie had been in an ongoing feud with her next door neighbor. So last week, Annie took a rag, wrapped it around a stick, set it on fire with lighter fluid, …

It’s back to Florida for an epic dumbass…or as we say for Florida, any given Tuesday.  A 35-year-old named James was busted for a break-in spree last week…and he had brought his four-year-old daughter along WITH him. Yep, he took his little girl along while he broke into at least …

Starting off the week with a bang with not one, but TWO Daily Dumbasses from Alabama. Two guys that called themselves “Pinky & the Brain” thought they were genius masterminds – even though they were serving time behind bars. Deciding to get revenge on the sheriffs and judge for being …

There’s been a problem for police in Palm Bay, Florida for the last 7 months.  They’ve been getting tons of calls with reports of someone breaking into pools and stealing the pool floats. They finally got a break in the case recently when they stopped a 35-year-old named Christopher on …

This poor bastard in Vermont’s real name is Kevin Bacon – so he already has a rough time of it.  But recently he was arrested after he crashed into a parked cop car.  Why? He was using his phone to watch an episode of “Saved By The Bell.” Did I …

An extreme and stooopid decision in Washington state by today’s dumbass. A 23-year-old named Eli was driving to work and intentionally hit two pedestrians.  He told the cops he did it because he hated his job and was trying to quote “get out of going to work”.  Fortunately both the …

A dumbass duo in Florida try to break into the worst kind of business…a surveillance store. Yeah, in Daytona Beach there’s a spy shop that sells things like GPS trackers, hidden cameras and audio recorders.  So two morons tried to break into the store at 1 in the morning and …

No one should be feeling this sexy when they go to McDonald’s.  A 63-year-old man named John in Naples, Florida, showed up at a McDonald’s and started acting very strange.  The cops were called because apparently John had gotten nekked, and was dancing and trying to have sex with a …

So like most everyone else, I was watching last night as the Blues won the Stanley Cup over Boston. And I know Boston fans can be spoiled and obnoxious, but when you’re booing so loudly that the announcer can’t even award the MVP award or the cup….that’s just a massive …

People in Florida have really upped their game when it comes to excuses about their drugs.  A guy named Fabricio was pulled over and police noticed he had cocaine around and in his nostrils. But luckily he had an excuse:  He tried to tell cops the cocaine on his nose …