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Daily Dumbass Feb. 28, 2019

Our last dumbass of February is a special kind of stupid.  A guy named Jason robbed a bank in Maine Tuesday morning and ran away.  He ran through the parking lot of a restaurant across the street, slipped on some ice, which made his gun fall out of his pocket …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 27, 2019

Sadly, abuse of the 911 system is not limited to our country.  A man in Canada called 911 earlier this month, and his emergency was….he was hosting a hockey tournament and he desperately needed help finding a Zamboni to rent.  So of course you’d turn to emergency services to find …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 26, 2019

Want to get caught with a truckload of weed? Then be like today’s dumbass.  A 63-year-old man named Mark  was caught driving through Pennsylvania with 500 POUNDS of pot in the back of a U-Haul. Why’d he get pulled over? Because Mark was driving 40 miles an hour in a …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 25, 2019

Today’s dumbass could easily qualify for the worst employee of all time.  A 47-year-old woman in Utah named Joan was hired as a cashier at a 7-Eleven.  On her very first day of work. she stole $4500 worth of pre-paid credit cards….then she took $5,000 worth of money orders….then she …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 22, 3019

A bizarre stalking story for today’s dumbass – from right here in Missouri.  A 34-year-old guy named Timothy in Troy, Missouri, became obsessed with his local DMV. It started with him ordering them pizza, then he started driving through the parking lot constantly, following the employees on social media, repeatedly …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 21, 2019

An episode of “Florida Trailer Wars” for today’s dumbass.  A dude named Craig in Bithlo, Florida, got into a fight with his neighbor.  So he tossed a Molotov cocktail at his neighbor’s trailer….just as the winds shifted, sending embers on to his own trailer – which burned to the ground.  …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 20, 2019

Well, this idiot in New Jersey made it easy on the cops.  A 28-year-old named Nicholas broke into a house in the middle of the night to rob it.  The people who lived there woke up and called the cops and Nicholas bolted.  He had ordered a Lyft to use …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 19, 2019

An epidemic is sweeping America and it is absolutely terrifying.  Last month, a guy was busted when a doorbell camera caught him LICKING a doorbell in California for hours.  Now it’s happening in Florida…a family in Lake Worth got video footage from their camera of a guy licking their doorbell …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 18, 2019

Every family has occasional arguments, but today’s dumbass hit a new low.  A 32-year-old named Jeremy in Atlanta got drunk and started a heated argument with his mother over a box of Cheez-Its. He got so aggressive that the mom and her other son called the police.  Jeremy got so …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 15, 2019

A morning of running errands ended up with a trip to the clink in North Carolina.  A 56-year-old named Stanley went with his girlfriend Tuesday morning to her tax appointment.  As she was filling out her taxes, Stanley wandered out, went across the street and ROBBED a Wells Fargo bank. …

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