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Daily Dumbass Jan. 31, 2019

I know in the Midwest right now, your goal is to get to where you’re going ASAP…because it’s FREEZING cold. But…um….don’t do this.  The Illinois State Police pulled over a woman in Champaign a few nights ago.  She was doing 115 miles per hour….in a 35 mile per hour zone…with …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 30, 2019

I guess once e-scooters started popping up in cities all over the country (like the Bird Scooters here in CoMo), it was only a matter of time before someone would use one to commit a crime.  A 19-year-old named Luca robbed a bank in Austin, and when he got the …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 29, 2019

A pervert in Delaware couldn’t just be creepy – he also had to deal drugs.  Police went to a guy named Lewis’ house to arrest him after he was caught on camera pleasuring himself in a Target dressing room with the door open. (This was the 2nd time Lewis had …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 28, 2019

Avoiding your parents shouldn’t be this hard.  There’s a 23-year-old college student in France and last week, his parents were flying there to visit him.  For whatever reason, he REALLY didn’t want them to come, so he called in a bomb threat to the airline.  The flight was diverted and …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 25, 2019

More crackhead shenanigans – this time from New Hampshire for your Friday.  Cops saw a man driving while smoking crack…and it turns out, he was simultaneously receiving sexual favors from a woman in the passenger seat.  When they tried to pull him over, his lady friend jumped out of the …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 24, 2019

This might be the most pitiful attempt at a car jacking that I’ve ever heard.  A guy in Pittsburgh pulled a gun on a man who was parked in his grandma’s driveway last week, made him get out of the car and he tried to steal it.  He failed – …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 23, 2019

Thanks again to Florida for giving us an epic dumbass duo that somehow involves a can of Pringles. A hooker in the Sunshine State agreed to perform a sex act on a guy in exchange for 5 bucks and a can of Pringles.  After it was over, the “john” wanted …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 22, 2019

You ever have a friend that was in a toxic relationship and you didn’t know what to do to stop it? This is one of those stories.  A woman in Russia was in court last week for stabbing her boyfriend 13 times during a drunken argument.  His name is Shakur …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 21, 2019

A Missouri meth head earns his dumbass stripes today.  Police in Anderson, MO, raided the house of a 65-year-old man named James and they were looking for meth.  The officers found meth, illegal guns, a stolen ATV and get this: A dead bald eagle in his freezer!!!  James wouldn’t say …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 18, 2019

Today’s dumbass should have her picture in the dictionary next to the definition of “Bridezilla”.  A bride is planning on making her bridesmaids wear colored contacts on her wedding day….so their eyes don’t clash with the dresses.  Apparently, she has picked a yellow-green color for the dresses and is worried …

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