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Daily Dumbass Oct. 8, 2018

I’m not sure where this woman went to counterfeiting school, but she obviously failed.  She went to a gas station in Washington state and tried to buy a $5,000 prepaid Visa Card with fake $100 bills.   What tipped off employees that the money was counterfeit?  The bills had bright pink …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 5, 2018

Listen up kids…this is a story about your brain on meth.  A man in Louisiana called 911 claiming that someone had hit him in the head with an ax.  Police arrived and discovered the man wasn’t hurt but was swearing at people only he could see.  Then they found a …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 4, 2018

I’m not sure what’s going on, but people seem to be confused about what you can and cannot do during plane flights.  A man on a flight from Phoenix to Boston – who boarded the plane drunk and with two dogs – refused to stop doing pull-ups on an overhead …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 3, 2018

It’s bad enough to steal from people, but do you have to be extra nasty about it?  A 25-year-old woman named Melissa walked into a frat house at Oklahoma City University.  She then went into a room, stole hundreds in cash and a set of car keys…and when one of …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 2, 2018

How can someone be a university professor and still be so dumb??  A professor named Steve ‘accidentally’ showed porn to about 500 students during an Introduction to Psychology class at the University of Toronto. How does this keep happening?  Can we all agree to NOT keep porn on any computer …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 1, 2018

Why can’t people act like they have sense on planes any longer?  An unnamed drunk 35-year-old man was recently thrown off an Indigo Airlines flight after he repeatedly tried to go into the cockpit?  The reason? He was looking for a phone charger.  Dude – you can’t use your phone …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 28, 2018

Sleep deprivation is a real problem, especially if you’re a criminal.  A 23-year-old named Zach in Atlanta was spending an evening hard at work – breaking into peoples’ cars and stealing.  Police were called and when they arrived, they found Zach full on asleep in the back of one of …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 27, 2018

Even newbie plane passengers should know better than this.  A man in his late 20’s was on a flight in India, when he tried to open the exit door, thinking it was the bathroom.  He kept tugging on the door and had to be wrestled away from it and then …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 26, 2018

Talk about your dumb reasons to fight.  Two men around the age of 70 – who have been friends for 50 years – were hangin’ out listening to the radio.  They ended up arguing over whether the song they were hearing was done by Bruno Mars.  The man who claimed …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 25, 2018

Today’s dumbass is a great example of doing something stupid that you regret in college.  A student submitted her paper to her professor, but forgot to delete her embarrassing nickname for him in the header: “Professor What’s His Nuts”.  Soooo….that’s awkward.  Might want to go ahead and mark that one …

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