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Daily Dumbass Nov. 1, 2018

Did you know you can buy crack on credit?  Yep, but apparently it can just cause more problems.  A 62-year-old man named Kenneth called police in Evansville, Indiana to file a complaint against his crack dealers. Kenneth says the married couple who sell him crack are now threatening him because …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 31, 2018

Virginia isn’t just for lovers – it’s for dumbasses too!  A guy in Virginia named Manuel was recently arrested for stealing from a shoe store…but get this – he stole seven right-foot Nike Air Jordans. No shoes for left feet….so, that’s awkward.  And did I mention what Manuel was wearing …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 30, 2018

If you’re super scared of a certain type of critter, maybe there shouldn’t be any kind of torch around the house.  A man in Fresno was house-sitting for his parents when he saw what he thought was a black widow spider, so he used a blowtorch to kill it and …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 29, 2018

Remember how Oreo started making the ‘thin’ version?  Well now Hershey’s is going to start selling a new “diet” Reeses Peanut Butter Cup that is 40% thinner. That’s 40% less chocolate and peanut butter.  Hey guys – these shenanigans change the taste!  Here’s an idea: if you want to ‘diet’, …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 26, 2018

I can’t believe that between 6 people, none of them could come up with a better plan than this:  Six guys went into an e-cigarette shop in Belgium to rob the place.  The owner told them he didn’t have any money, but if they came back at the end of …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 25, 2018

Halloween brings out the crazies, and today’s dumbass is no exception.  A drunk guy got into a fight with another dude at a witchcraft store last weekend, and was arrested for assault after he hit him over the head with a witch’s cauldron.  Oh, and did I mention this happened …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 24, 2018

Arkansas may be starting to compete with the crazies in Florida.  Check this out:  A woman in Pine Bluff, Arkansas was busted last week for stealing nasal spray from Wal-Mart WHILE wearing a full-body cow costume.  When an officer went to search her, she told him to, quote, “suck my …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 23, 2018

Let’s talk smashing pumpkins – and no, I’m not talking about the band from the 90’s.  A guy in Pennsylvania was busted for smashing pumpkins IN Wal-Mart. Police arrived to find the dude drunk, high, and ruining almost a hundred bucks worth of pumpkins.  Hasn’t anyone taught this moron that …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 22, 2018

A thief in San Fran pedaled his bike up to a woman on the sidewalk, snatched the iPhone out of her hands, and rode away.  Unknown to him, the woman was in the middle of demonstrating the iPhone’s new GPS tracking device, which worked – and the thief was captured …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 19, 2018

Confession is not always a good thing – just ask James Washington in Nashville.  James was having a heart attack and thought he was going to die.  So when emergency workers got there, he confessed to a 17-year-old murder.  But then, James survived the heart attack and now gets to …

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