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Daily Dumbass Jan. 8, 2020

I’ve heard of people trying to beat drug tests by passing off someone else’s pee as their own, but today’s dumbass went a step lower.  A 30-year-old named Julie in Kentucky had a meeting with her probation officer and needed to take a drug test. One of the officers were …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 7, 2020

Apparently there’s a hot new excuse to try to get out of a DUI.  Spoiler alert: It’s super lame and doesn’t work.  Two people randomly both tried the same excuse when they were busted for driving drunk on New Year’s.  A guy in Florida and a woman in Nebraska both …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 6, 2020

There’s some people who are passive-aggressive, and some people practice it to a point where it’s illegal.  A 51-year-old guy named Paul in Texas forged his wife’s signature to get a divorce from her….without ever telling her.  She found out when she got a bunch of court documents telling her …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 3, 2020

Having a bad day? It can’t possibly be worse than today’s dumbass.  A 32-year-old guy in Germany was on the lam after he failed to show up to serve his prison sentence.  Cops tracked him down and he took off running….and jumped off a balcony…..and landed directly on a wasps’ …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 2, 2020

It seems only fitting that the first dumbass of the year is from Florida.  A 59-year-old woman named Jacqueline was a passenger in a car that got pulled over recently.  The cops asked her if she had any drugs on her and she told them all about her small “felony …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 31, 2019

For the last dumbass of the year: a con artist who was also getting scammed.  A guy named Spence in Idaho recently got arrested for passing over $47,000 worth of bad checks.  When cops dug into it, they realized what he was using the money for…Spence was getting played by …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 30, 2019

I wish I could say today’s dumbass is from Kansas, but unfortunately – this perv daddy is from Missouri.  A 57-year-old guy named Barry in Kirksville – who’s a communications professor at Truman State and one of the three elders for the local Church of Christ – has just been …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 27, 2019

Apparently nothing good ever happens to a cop a few days before retirement.  An officer named Christopher in Rockville, Maryland was 2 days from retirement after a 25 year career.  Last week, he was busted for stealing from the department – turns out, for the last six years, he had …

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Daily Dumbass Dec.26, 2019

Sometimes there’s a special connection between siblings…sometimes it’s like they share the same brain…and unfortunately, sometimes that brain is REALLY small.  A 36-year-old guy named Eric in Topeka, Kansas, was pulled over and it turned out he was driving a stolen SUV, so he was taken to jail.  About three …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 23rd, 2019

Unfortunately, it’s that time of year when shoplifters get more desperate and act even more stupid.  A guy in North Dakota set a bible on fire at a Wal-Mart last week…to create a diversion while he was shoplifting.  He got caught anyway, and did $300,000 in smoke damage – so …

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