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Daily Dumbass April 1, 2020

A story out of Washington state that’s so wild, you’ll think it’s an April Fool’s joke – but is isn’t.  A 51-year-old guy got into a high-speed police chase the other day.  The car was going over 100 miles per hour and hit two other cars before the cops stopped …

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Daily Dumbass March 31, 2020

We’ve got a real winner for the last dumbass of the month.  A 32-year-old guy named Steven went outside onto a sidewalk in England and whipped out his junk…while he balanced a pie on his head. Somebody called the cops and he was charged with indecent exposure and sentenced to …

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Daily Dumbass March 30, 2020

Thanks to Florida for remaining dominant for our daily dumbass selections.  A couple in Clearwater had sex in a car in a mall parking lot recently after some heavy drinking.   After “doin’ it”, the woman got out of the car to pee.  She wiped with a napkin, and threw is …

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Daily Dumbass March 25, 2020

Oh boy, get ready for the newest excuse for crime.  A 70-year-old man named Alvin in Florida sold his 2000 Silverado for $1500 to a pawn shop.  A little over a month later, Alvin went to the pawn shop with his spare key and stole the car back.  When cops …

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Daily Dumbass March 24, 2020

And you thought hoarding toilet paper was bad.  A couple in Kentucky became furious at a grocery store when they weren’t allowed to buy 552 cans of Mountain Dew because of purchase limits at Kroger.  That is 23 CASES of Mountain Dew.  They flew into a rage and started yelling …

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Daily Dumbass March 23, 2020

Another entertaining wanna be thief in Florida for the first dumbass of the week.  Police in Orlando got a call about a guy trying to buy jewelry with a stolen debit card.  The guy’s name is Jose, and when he saw cops coming, he tried to hide the evidence…by EATING …

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Daily Dumbass March 20, 2020

Time for another fun round of “How drunk WAS he?”  Police in New Mexico were investigating a burglary when a 24-year-old guy named Sage walked up to the scene and admitted HE had stolen two TVs from the house. Sage said he was so drunk that he didn’t remember stealing …

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Daily Dumbass March 19, 2020

You know the moment when you become a grown ass person and your parents stop paying for your cell phone?  Not everyone is ready for that moment.  A 36-year-old woman in Ohio repeatedly called 911 after her parents finally stopped paying for her cell phone.  During the first call, the …

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Daily Dumbass March 18, 2020

Talk about “Get A Room”!  Last week, a man and woman were busted having PUBLIC SEX outside of a hospital in St. Petersburg, Florida. Apparently they were in full view of everyone in the hospital….and right by a “no trespassing” sign.  They were both charged with trespassing and exposing their …

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Daily Dumbass March 17, 2020

Listen to what this jack wagon did in Las Vegas.  A man in a hazmat suit ran into a Wal-Mart and started spraying stuff with an unknown liquid. Someone followed him, got his license plate number and cops quickly tracked him down and arrested him. They had to evacuate the …

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