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Daily Dumbass Dec. 23, 2019

If you think YOU have a dysfunctional relationship, wait…hold my beer.  A 46-year-old woman named Kathy in Arizona got a new job at Subway.  She started drinking to celebrate, and asked her boyfriend to party with her. He said no….so Kathy sprayed him with lighter fluid and threw lit matches …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 20, 2019

Social media strikes again to make the police’s job too easy. A 29-year-old named Arlando in North Carolina stole $88,000 out of the vault of the Wells Fargo bank he worked at. He was so proud of his thieving skills that he posted photos of himself along with the stacks …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 19, 2019

Wow. This guy has reached a new level of driving drunk.  Police in England spotted a guy who was driving without a front TIRE…and he was so drunk, he didn’t even realize it was missing.  Not only did he get a well deserved DUI, but he also had an expired …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 18, 2019

Here’s one from the “nice try” department. Back on Dec. 10th, some homeowners in Wisconsin realized someone had broken into their house and was hiding in the closet because their dogs wouldn’t stop barking.  When they tried to open the closet, the thief held the door shut and pretended to …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 17, 2019

It’s that time of year when porch pirates rear their ugly heads again…and this one has a twist.  Police in St. Paul, Minnesota just posted a picture of a handwritten note that a porch pirate left behind when they stole a package from a house recently.  The note says: “So …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 16, 2019

It seems like we hear about this poor timing with stealing every couple years….this is the 2019 edition.  A 32-year-old woman named Sunny was at a Wal-Mart in Pennsylvania and tried to shoplift an entire cart of stuff by just walking out with it.  She didn’t realize it, but at …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 12, 2019

Here’s an example of a piss poor attempt at breaking into a house.  A fire department in Arizona had to rescue a guy last week after he tried to get into a vacant house by sliding down the chimney….and got stuck.  They were called after people heard him yelling for …

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Daiy Dumbass Dec. 11, 2019

If you flew somewhere over Thanksgiving, be extremely thankful today’s dumbass wasn’t on your flight.  A plane took off from Pensacola recently and when it got in the air, a woman on board said she was having breathing issues and asked if they’d move her to a bigger seat.  They …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 10, 2019

Working on a holiday sucks, but this is NOT how to deal with it.  A guy named Kentarias in Georgia, was supposed to work on Thanksgiving at Steak ‘n Shake.  He called in and said he couldn’t work because he was too drunk to make it in.  That was bad …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 9, 2019

Another entry from the Lifestyles of the Drunk and Infamous.  A 30-year-old guy named Colin in Ohio got super drunk and blacked out.  When he woke up the next morning, he had two black eyes….a broken nose…and was in some random person’s living room with cops standing over him. Turns …

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