Thong underwear are not made to cover things up, so I’m not sure why this guy thought it would make a good face mask…but a 47-year-old man in Michigan put a thong on his face to go out in public. Another guy saw him and made fun of the mask…because, why wouldn’t you? The thong wearer got so mad at the other guy that he hit him in the head and kicked him in the ribs. Now there’s a warrant out for him on assault charges. Dude – if you can’t take someone giving you crap for wearing silly underwear on your face, you need to keep yo ass at home.